Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 22 Aug 03)

Really Bad Titles for Government Porn Films

Curious George (princekenny2002@yahoo.ca)

Mr. Smith Goes All the Way (rbrillo8@yahoo.com)

G.W.B. Does Dallas (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Debbie was actually Dubya???

Screwing the Masses...Nobody Does It Better Or Longer (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The 'Other' Washington Monuments (razcactus@netzero.com)

Re-Pube-Lickin' Par-TEE! (giraffic_art@yahoo.com) Hmmm...sounds like a ho's down.

Man On Top: Donald Rumps Felt (jaynashvil@aol.com)

America the Booty-ful (marcwwolf@aol.com)

The Ohhhhhhhh-val Office (watch4whales@yahoo.com) Isn't that what Clinton called it, too?

"Intern"al Affairs (nafotot@aol.com)

Famous Bushes (stargl@aol.com)

Pardoning Tricky Dick (cdmauger@aol.com) But does he lean to the right?

The Pent-House-agon orgy....when 8 IS enough! (Ososexilexi@aol.com)

Veteran's Affairs (Jdoveraz@aol.com)

Governing Bodies (murdoctor@aol.com) A tale of two Kennedys.

A Movie Appealing To Prurient Interest For the Purpose of Facilitating Autoerotic Stimulation: Number 211 In A Series. Approved by the Department of Justice, John Ashcroft, Attorney General. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Amendment 69 (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com) Let's see how many people put that "Just Say 'YES' to Amendment 69" sign out.

Back Door Politics (borkat@aol.com)

Debbie Does Dulles (jd8375@msn.com)

The winners:

I guess everything IS bigger in Texas:

Lyndon's Johnson (scalpel@aol.com)

A hot topic...sure to get a rise out of the average man...as long as you don't talk about cuts...

Handling Inflation (murdoctor@aol.com)