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(updated 23 Jul 03)
Really Bad Names For Suntan Products
Bake and Flake (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Darth Vader's Dark Side Oil (SSCompose@aol.com)
K.C. Masterpiece (email@example.com) Hey, I didn't know Kansas City had a beach.
Ricardo Montalban's Corinthian Skin Leatherizer (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tans For The Mammories (SpinyNorma@aol.com)
Paba Knows Best (email@example.com)
Call 911 (firstname.lastname@example.org) What, and risk William Shatner showing up to "re-enact" the whole thing?
All-natural sunblock. Side effects may include: headaches, dizziness, indigestion, sinus inflammation, nausea, diarrhea, stomach pain, vomiting, upper respiratory tract infection, palpitations and rectal hemorrhaging. Do not operate heavy machinery. Avoid direct exposure to sun. (email@example.com)
Tan My Hide! (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
Fat Looks Better When It's Tan (firstname.lastname@example.org) Pure marketing genius: Catering to the "masses".
Alaskan Tropic (email@example.com)
Melon Oma Sol-ution (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
SPF 451 (firstname.lastname@example.org) Use this and before you know, a fireman will be there...just to make sure you burn properly.
Hawaiian Tropic of Cancer (email@example.com)
The Jackson 35(spf) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
SPF Computer programmer (email@example.com) Paler than Jeremy Irons in "The Time Machine"...(congrats to all 3 of you who saw that film, and get the joke)
TAN, by George Hamilton (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
I really thought it was from those "Banana Boat" people...honestly...
Simply A-Peeling...45 (email@example.com)
Finger icky good!...
Krispy Cream (Pastlivesr6@aol.com)