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(updated 23 Jul 03)

Really Bad Names For Suntan Products


Skin-B-Gone (

Bake and Flake (

Darth Vader's Dark Side Oil (

K.C. Masterpiece ( Hey, I didn't know Kansas City had a beach.

Ricardo Montalban's Corinthian Skin Leatherizer (

Tans For The Mammories (

Paba Knows Best (

Call 911 ( What, and risk William Shatner showing up to "re-enact" the whole thing?

All-natural sunblock. Side effects may include: headaches, dizziness, indigestion, sinus inflammation, nausea, diarrhea, stomach pain, vomiting, upper respiratory tract infection, palpitations and rectal hemorrhaging. Do not operate heavy machinery. Avoid direct exposure to sun. (

Tan My Hide! (;

Plutoniumtone (

Fat Looks Better When It's Tan ( Pure marketing genius: Catering to the "masses".

Alaskan Tropic (

Derma-burn (

Melon Oma Sol-ution (;

Burntastic! (

SPF 451 ( Use this and before you know, a fireman will be there...just to make sure you burn properly.

Hawaiian Tropic of Cancer (

The Jackson 35(spf) (

SPF Computer programmer ( Paler than Jeremy Irons in "The Time Machine"...(congrats to all 3 of you who saw that film, and get the joke)

TAN, by George Hamilton (

Gee-Your-Skin-Smells-Like-Bacon (

Gentlemen Prefer Bronze (

The winners:

I really thought it was from those "Banana Boat" people...honestly...

Simply A-Peeling...45 (

Finger icky good!...

Krispy Cream (