Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 24 Dec 03)
Really Bad Toys That Should Be Recalled
(Topic suggested by Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
Grope-me Grover (MrglsJon@aol.com)
Milton-Bradley's Mystery Disease board game. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)
The Forensic Psychology Family Analysis Kit from Discovery Channel. (firstname.lastname@example.org) "CS-I'll be home for Christmaaaaas...."
The fork that goes in the electric socket game. (email@example.com)
Gray Davis Budget Buster Doll..wait..it already DID get recalled. (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
Lead-based Paint...it just doesn't taste the same as it did when we were kids. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Mr. Turd Head" -- plastic eyes, eyebrows, noses, lips and glasses that you can apply to your solid bowel movements to make funny faces on your feces. (email@example.com) You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands...spent in the bathroom.
"Saggy Boobs" Barbie (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)
The new CSI Do-It-Yourself Autopsy Kit (Rabdreadr@aol.com)
Quick-Sand Box (FireBrickWalled@schlemp.net)
An Erotic Train Set: sex educational toy...(Wait'll ya' see the caboose!) (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "Oh, there's no place like 'ho, for the holidays..."
Barbie's Do-It-Yourself Dream Breast Implanters (l1061s@GO.COM)
The home version of "Fear Factor" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Defibrillation for Juniors! (email@example.com) Playing doctor was never THIS much fun when I was a kid!
E-Z Bake Oven's Home Brewing Accessory Kit (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)
Bob the Barfly. Can he drink it? Yes, he can! Can he stand up? No, he can't! (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Rudolph the red-nosed social drinker...."
Fisher Price I-Can-Bungee (email@example.com)
"Attack of the Gross, Terrible Monster Hiding in Your Closet." Players move around the board trying to avoid the monster in the closet and sleep! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Eminem Talking Doll: Pull the string and get 16 different phrases, all starting with "fu**." (email@example.com)
Shard-o-matic Glass Etcher Crafts Kit (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hmmmm...sounds like the people at Bass-o-Matic teamed up with the Bag O'Glass people.
The Al Gore action figure. Turned out it was a contradiction in terms. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
"Vi-o-lent night, hole-y night...."
Mattel Junior Seek-And-Destroy Robot -- Be the First Kid on your block to be the Last Kid on your block. (email@example.com)
Whoa...it's also a handy-dandy drink shaker...
Pickle Me Elmo (Laughs and speaks in drunken fashion) (Airfarcewon@aol.com)