Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 24 Dec 03)

Really Bad Toys That Should Be Recalled
(Topic suggested by Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)

Grope-me Grover (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Milton-Bradley's Mystery Disease board game. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

The Forensic Psychology Family Analysis Kit from Discovery Channel. (khalazdad@adelphia.net) "CS-I'll be home for Christmaaaaas...."

The fork that goes in the electric socket game. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

Gray Davis Budget Buster Doll..wait..it already DID get recalled. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com; witsend@sevinex.com)

Lead-based Paint...it just doesn't taste the same as it did when we were kids. (avit.web@verizon.net)

"Mr. Turd Head" -- plastic eyes, eyebrows, noses, lips and glasses that you can apply to your solid bowel movements to make funny faces on your feces. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) You have waaaaaay too much time on your hands...spent in the bathroom.

"Saggy Boobs" Barbie (BikeMike101@hotmail.com)

The new CSI Do-It-Yourself Autopsy Kit (Rabdreadr@aol.com)

Quick-Sand Box (FireBrickWalled@schlemp.net)

An Erotic Train Set: sex educational toy...(Wait'll ya' see the caboose!) (Airfarcewon@aol.com) "Oh, there's no place like 'ho, for the holidays..."

Barbie's Do-It-Yourself Dream Breast Implanters (l1061s@GO.COM)

The home version of "Fear Factor" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Defibrillation for Juniors! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Playing doctor was never THIS much fun when I was a kid!

E-Z Bake Oven's Home Brewing Accessory Kit (Pootybrew@earthlink.net)

Bob the Barfly. Can he drink it? Yes, he can! Can he stand up? No, he can't! (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) "Rudolph the red-nosed social drinker...."

Fisher Price I-Can-Bungee (chharget@aol.com)

"Attack of the Gross, Terrible Monster Hiding in Your Closet." Players move around the board trying to avoid the monster in the closet and sleep! (william.fishburne@verizon.net)

The Eminem Talking Doll: Pull the string and get 16 different phrases, all starting with "fu**." (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Shard-o-matic Glass Etcher Crafts Kit (chharget@aol.com) Hmmmm...sounds like the people at Bass-o-Matic teamed up with the Bag O'Glass people.

The Al Gore action figure. Turned out it was a contradiction in terms. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The winners:

"Vi-o-lent night, hole-y night...."

Mattel Junior Seek-And-Destroy Robot -- Be the First Kid on your block to be the Last Kid on your block. (rod.renner@juno.com)

Whoa...it's also a handy-dandy drink shaker...

Pickle Me Elmo (Laughs and speaks in drunken fashion) (Airfarcewon@aol.com)