Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 24 Jun 03)
I KNEW this would be the new ReBa topic...No really, I did! (email@example.com; everyone else)
I can tell ahead of time that my much better entries are left out in favor of not-as-funny entries. This type of ESP is really painful. (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...and everyone has it.
I could see my 401K shrinking even before it happened. (email@example.com)
Momma, I'm ready to share my secret with you. I see ....... dumb people. (TZMAC@aol.com)
Every man that approaches you gets slapped before they can even say a word. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Dude looks like a lady? I think NOT!
I had a "feeling" I would get aroused by Cameron Diaz in a bikini. (Doodardoodar@aol.com)
I knew my first entry for this contest would be the same as many other entries. I also knew that I would get an e-mail from Cad pointing out that others had sent in the same entry. (email@example.com)
Your spoon bends while eating hot soup. (firstname.lastname@example.org) That's because you are using a plastic one, numskull.
Somehow knew that 'a night out with the girls' sounded fishy when she said her friends are named Julio, Wilfredo and Juan-Carlos. (email@example.com)
I answered this one 3 weeks ago. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I know all the wrong numbers for the lottery. (email@example.com) Uncanny!
I CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE! LET ME SEE YOUR FUTURE! It is clear to me now! You have no future! Aww! That's the same thing my ex-wife told me! (Za2eebon@aol.com)
You watch USA Vs China in mens' water polo at 3 A.M.....oh wait, that's ESPN. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You get these strong, definite vibes that: J-Lo's ass is going to be in the news again. (email@example.com) Enough about Ben Affleck...how about J Lo herself for once?
If I concentrate hard enough, I can kill Patrick Stewart (Professor X).....I thought it was funny, leave me alone. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You see yourself getting laid. (Oh wait, that's just a good imagination) (Bob9514@aol.com)
I don't exactly see dead people, but I see a lot of people who OUGHT to be dead. (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) In Washington, right?
When Hillary Clinton announces she's running for president, you say, "I knew that since January 21, 1993." (email@example.com)
You know, if you really had ESP...or at least common sense, the lipstick wouldn't be on the collar...
Every time I come home stinking drunk with "do-me-red" lipstick on my collar, I somehow just KNOW that my wife is going to be pissed. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Okay, so if you never look behind you, you should be just fine. Never.
I always have a way of knowi....Ohmigod! Whoever reads this, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!! (email@example.com)