Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 25 Aug 04)

Really Bad Euphemisms For Menopause

Aunt Flo's Funeral (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Putting Your Menstrual Cycle in Low Gear (maxcel200@aol.com) More like "no gear".

Now she only takes her eggs scrambled. (chharget@aol.com)

Becoming a Golden Girl (joseph.blevins@verizon.net) Oooh, oooh, can I be Dorothy...afterall, wasn't she the only one without ANY female hormones? ;)

Lightening Rod of Rage (dorr@jam.rr.com)

No Strings Attached (airfarcewon@aol.com) Kinda like my social life....

Distaff Jekyll & Hyde Syndrome (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

Get ovary it! (chharget@aol.com) Didn't Cher "say" this once...oh, about 20 years ago?

Crimson Ebb (alextreme@aol.com)

Flash Dance (arch_deceiver@hotmail.com) Everyone sing..."What a feeling..."

The Freshmaker. (Or is that Mentos' pause?) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

Attack of the Killer Hormones (dorr@jam.rr.com)

The Bloodless Coup (GerriHan65@aol.com) Yup, she's definitely gone "coup-coup", she has.

Man's Best Friend (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

1000 Flushes (Airfarcewon@aol.com) And that's just Monday.

MAD COW Disease...shucks that's already taken. (smmfd1@aol.com)

Riding the last white pony into the sunset. (casstigator@yahoo.com) Just don't forget to dismount. Yeah yeah..."Ick"...I know.

Estrogenicide (jajuta@comcast.net)

The Last of the Red Hot Monthlies (MooseSpeak@netscape.net) So...after all those flashes, you might say it could leave one Sophie Tuckered out?

The "Red Wings" aren't returning to this arena. (watch4whales@yahoo.com)

Hot Flash in the Pants (mrxsandmanx@yahoocom) That doesn't sound that bad....

Eggs McNuthin' (maxcel200@aol.com)

The Long Hot Summer. All year. (kayladykay@aol.com)

Ges-station Break (maxcel200@aol.com) You know, you could probably market this idea to that women's network...ehhh maybe not.

PM Escrow (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Sweatin' to the Ovaries (airfarcewon@aol.com)

The winners:

Witch age is that again??...

Going Through the 'Crone-alogical' Age (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Yikes! Let's all tiptoe around HER for awhile...

Changing my astrological symbol to "the crab". (xflcheerleaders@hotmail.com)