Aunt Flo's Funeral (Mistahtom@aol.com)
Putting Your Menstrual Cycle in Low Gear (firstname.lastname@example.org) More like "no gear".
Now she only takes her eggs scrambled. (email@example.com)
Becoming a Golden Girl (firstname.lastname@example.org) Oooh, oooh, can I be Dorothy...afterall, wasn't she the only one without ANY female hormones? ;)
Lightening Rod of Rage (email@example.com)
No Strings Attached (firstname.lastname@example.org) Kinda like my social life....
Distaff Jekyll & Hyde Syndrome (email@example.com)
Get ovary it! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Didn't Cher "say" this once...oh, about 20 years ago?
Crimson Ebb (email@example.com)
Flash Dance (firstname.lastname@example.org) Everyone sing..."What a feeling..."
The Freshmaker. (Or is that Mentos' pause?) (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Attack of the Killer Hormones (email@example.com)
The Bloodless Coup (GerriHan65@aol.com) Yup, she's definitely gone "coup-coup", she has.
Man's Best Friend (firstname.lastname@example.org)
1000 Flushes (Airfarcewon@aol.com) And that's just Monday.
MAD COW Disease...shucks that's already taken. (email@example.com)
Riding the last white pony into the sunset. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Just don't forget to dismount. Yeah yeah..."Ick"...I know.
The Last of the Red Hot Monthlies (MooseSpeak@netscape.net) So...after all those flashes, you might say it could leave one Sophie Tuckered out?
The "Red Wings" aren't returning to this arena. (email@example.com)
Hot Flash in the Pants (mrxsandmanx@yahoocom) That doesn't sound that bad....
Eggs McNuthin' (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Long Hot Summer. All year. (email@example.com)
Ges-station Break (firstname.lastname@example.org) You know, you could probably market this idea to that women's network...ehhh maybe not.
PM Escrow (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Sweatin' to the Ovaries (email@example.com)
Witch age is that again??...
Going Through the 'Crone-alogical' Age (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Yikes! Let's all tiptoe around HER for awhile...
Changing my astrological symbol to "the crab". (email@example.com)