Teach a Bush to Read (email@example.com) While a cause may be worthwhile...they don't always work.
Help the poor indigent surfers of Maui afford wax for their broken-down old surfboards. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
NBA Players' Defense Fund - "Give until they can't say 'no' anymore." (email@example.com)
Legalizing Gay Marriage Between Underaged Hamsters (firstname.lastname@example.org) Why does this seem like something Congress would pass?
The Really Bad Toupee Awareness Foundation (email@example.com)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Paris Hilton (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Lobbying for a law to make it illegal to use fat people on those commercials for the Christian Children's' fund - "Hi, I'm Sally Struthers, and just 80 cents a day helps these poor, impoverished children learn new words to express their hate and envy of my fat ass." (email@example.com)
Men for the Abolition of Chick Flicks (firstname.lastname@example.org) Ah - taking ideas from other HMO contests...I'll have to finally read the disclaimer to see if that's allowed.
The Dodo Bird Rescue Society (MooseSpeak@netscape.net)
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Sado-masochists (Pootybrew@gosemoose.com)
Save the Dung Beetles (email@example.com) Okay, but no "scratch'n'sniff" brochures in your campaign!
The Donald Trump Hair Makeover Fund (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
The March of Dime Bags (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Prince Charles foundation for Save the Wales (email@example.com)
Fix Liza Minnelli Up With A Straight Guy (firstname.lastname@example.org) Again, while some causes might be worthwhile...they don't always work.
The "Pay Her Bills to Get Booty" fund. (email@example.com)
"The Kids Who Will Die Tomorrow" fund. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The "Give Thirty-five Dollars to Read All About Bill Clinton's Life, Again" Cause. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Gee, Bob Dole is one bitter guy!
Alzheimer's Scrabble League (Seeker@vcoms.net)
The "Needles for Alcohol" exchange program. (Pootybrew@goosemoose.com) For sterilization AND drinking!
The Masochists' Crusade - Give 'Til it Hurts Us (Seeker@vcoms.net)
"Just Say No To Crack"...
Spank No Child's Behind (email@example.com)
Finally, an idea I WANT to contribute money to!...
Kegger at Cad's! (firstname.lastname@example.org)