Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 27 Jan 03)
Really Bad New Names For Crayola Crayons
Frostbitten Toe Blue (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
"Syphilis is a color, right?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Acapulco Gold (email@example.com) "Mommy, daddy's trying to smoke my crayon again!"
Mary: Please pass me the green barf. Katie: Not till I get the sour white goats milk. (Choccogurl13@aol.com)
Heimlich Blue (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Scab Brown (email@example.com)
Macy Gray (RasGold@aol.com) Personally, I woulda sent in "RasGold".
Purple Haze (L1061S@go.com)
Accounts Ledger Red (Badjokes4u@yahoo.com)
Nuclear Winter White (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tammy Faye Baker Red, Blue, Yellow, Orange, Purple, Green,... hell just have a Crayola specialty box just for her! (email@example.com) "Look, mommy! A horrible, scary rainbow!"
Pus Off-Yellow (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Cadaver Blue (L1061S@go.com)
Cyanotic Blue (email@example.com) Not to be confused with "Cadaver Blue"...at least not YET.
Gan-greene (firstname.lastname@example.org; SMMFD1@AOL.COM)
Clear (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Always the shortest crayon in the box..."Mommy, my crayon's broke...it won't do anything."
Deacon Blue....Black Cow....Steely Tan? (email@example.com)
Minty Green crayon: Draw and Color Your OWN Money. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Finally, I'll have enough cash for the weekend!
Christina Aqua-lera (ZulusBall@aol.com)
Black Death (Cringe4242@earthlink.net)
Oscar: A lead color crayon wrapped in gold color paper. (email@example.com)
Humor Me On Lime (sorry, I couldn't resist) (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah, yeah, use the site for your own amusement, why dontcha.
"Blue" Screen of Death (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com)
Phlegmish Green (JDPSharkie@aol.com) This one is in the box right next to "French Surrender White".
Red Green. ( Does anybody else get this PBS Canadian export, beyond the lucky viewers of Wisconsin? ) (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Oooooh look at all the pretty colours...hey, you ever look really close at a baboon's butt...it's kinda like a rainb..oh, um...nevermind...
Baboon Bottom Red (email@example.com)
And now, to totally confuse the colorblind:
Michael Jackson Faux White (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)