Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 27 Jan 03)

Really Bad New Names For Crayola Crayons

Frostbitten Toe Blue (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"Syphilis is a color, right?" (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Acapulco Gold (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) "Mommy, daddy's trying to smoke my crayon again!"

Mary: Please pass me the green barf. Katie: Not till I get the sour white goats milk. (Choccogurl13@aol.com)

Heimlich Blue (polaris75@aol.com)

Scab Brown (woodland@uark.edu)

Macy Gray (RasGold@aol.com) Personally, I woulda sent in "RasGold".

Purple Haze (L1061S@go.com)

Accounts Ledger Red (Badjokes4u@yahoo.com)

Nuclear Winter White (monica7275@yahoo.com)

Tammy Faye Baker Red, Blue, Yellow, Orange, Purple, Green,... hell just have a Crayola specialty box just for her! (boogiewithbri@aol.com) "Look, mommy! A horrible, scary rainbow!"

Pus Off-Yellow (chefrandy@charter.net)

Cadaver Blue (L1061S@go.com)

Cyanotic Blue (kirstennetsrik@yahoo.com) Not to be confused with "Cadaver Blue"...at least not YET.

Gan-greene (trlymurph@aol.com; SMMFD1@AOL.COM)

Jaundice (mrsbrak@aol.com)

Clear (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net) Always the shortest crayon in the box..."Mommy, my crayon's broke...it won't do anything."

Deacon Blue....Black Cow....Steely Tan? (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Minty Green crayon: Draw and Color Your OWN Money. (monica7275@yahoo.com) Finally, I'll have enough cash for the weekend!

Christina Aqua-lera (ZulusBall@aol.com)

Black Death (Cringe4242@earthlink.net)

Oscar: A lead color crayon wrapped in gold color paper. (strollo5@aol.com)

Humor Me On Lime (sorry, I couldn't resist) (strollo5@aol.com) Yeah, yeah, use the site for your own amusement, why dontcha.

"Blue" Screen of Death (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com)

REDRUM (amyjae419@aol.com)

Phlegmish Green (JDPSharkie@aol.com) This one is in the box right next to "French Surrender White".

Red Green. ( Does anybody else get this PBS Canadian export, beyond the lucky viewers of Wisconsin? ) (HerzogVon@aol.com)

The winners:

Oooooh look at all the pretty colours...hey, you ever look really close at a baboon's butt...it's kinda like a rainb..oh, um...nevermind...

Baboon Bottom Red (bchbums99@cox-internet.com)

And now, to totally confuse the colorblind:

Michael Jackson Faux White (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)