Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 27 May 03)
Really Bad Slogans For Beano
(the anti-gas product)
Beano, Beano, the music-less fruit. The more you eat, the less you toot. (email@example.com)
Beano: It gets rid of gas so you won't have to. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Beano: We strained to think of a worse name for it, but came up empty. (HerzogVon@aol.com) ...and so will you...with Beano!
You eat 'em, we delete 'em! (email@example.com)
Because there are some times NOT to be full of it! (Lehudson@aol.com)
Tired of buying new underwear? (Nova116@aol.com) Nah...I'll just borrow my girlfriend's.
Beano means never having to say you're sorry. (SSCompose@aol.com)
Beano: We don't fart around and we mean it!!! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Don't talk out of your ass---BEANO!!! (email@example.com) Hmmmm...I wonder how much it would cost to get Jim Carrey to endorse this one.
You can deny it, because you didn't supply it! (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)
At Long Last! A Butt Plug you enjoy orally! (PhelterBiggins@aol.com)
Side-effects be damned, you'll be better off for taking it in the end! (Twodubbyaz@aol.com) In the end? I thought it was in pill form!
Because breaking wind should only be for storm windows. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Beano: The anti-fume legume. (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Beano... because it's hard to be classy when you're feeling gassy. (email@example.com) That's right, always try to assentuate the positive.
Beano: Because some things are better kept to yourself. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Beano: The quicker pucker-upper! (email@example.com)
Thank you, Beano...Now it's safe to pull my finger! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
There was a pill that took out farts, and Beano was it's name-o....B-E-A-N-O, and Beano was it's name-o. (email@example.com) Encore! Encore!
With Beano..There will "Be No" embarrassment. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
The little pill that just might be man's new best friend...
Beano. Blame the dog...and mean it this time. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Something's in the air...and it ain't romance:
Beano. It may cause cancer in lab rats, but those lab rats sure don't fart. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)