Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 27 Nov 05)
Really Bad Thanksgiving Films Playing At The Local Porn Theatre
Basted, Wasted, and Tasted (email@example.com)
Debbie Does Giblets! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A Walton Family Orgy (email@example.com)
The First Spanksgiving (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...and he's leaving the buckle on!
Breast Meat, Thigh Meat (email@example.com)
She's Got Great Pumpkins, Charlie Brown (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)
Thrilled to the Giblets (L1061S@go.com) Is that a wattle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Buns, Breasts and Basting (HerzogVon@aol.com)
White Meat or Dark? (Omegamagezero@sbcglobal.net; firstname.lastname@example.org)
I Got My Man With Tryptophan! (email@example.com) Hey, he can't do that if he's passed out...can he??
Play-Mouth Rock (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Mommy Loves the Wishbone (email@example.com) Wishbone? Errrrr......
The Homecumming (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Eating the Bird (it's a 60's British Porn classic) (email@example.com; RasGold@aol.com)
My Horn of Plenty (firstname.lastname@example.org) Insert your own "blow me" joke here.
May's Flower - Discovering New Territory (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)
Crouching Turkey, Hidden Sausage (email@example.com) ....It won't stay hidden for very long....
A Bone In Her Throat (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Guess Who's Coming After Dinner (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
That Little Thing That Pops Up Means It's Ready (email@example.com) Sounds like a naughty childrens' book.
Everybody Wants A Piece Of Her Pie (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey, just don't tell me Steve Guttenbed is in it...
Three Men and Their Gravy (email@example.com)
Ahhh, nothing beats (off) the classics...
Let's Loosen Our Pants (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)