Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 27 Nov 05)

Really Bad Thanksgiving Films Playing At The Local Porn Theatre

Basted, Wasted, and Tasted (pjb1671@yahoo.com)

Debbie Does Giblets! (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

A Walton Family Orgy (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

The First Spanksgiving (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com) ...and he's leaving the buckle on!

Breast Meat, Thigh Meat (mimsydivine@earthlink.net)

She's Got Great Pumpkins, Charlie Brown (NonComposMentiss@aol.com)

Thrilled to the Giblets (L1061S@go.com) Is that a wattle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Buns, Breasts and Basting (HerzogVon@aol.com)

White Meat or Dark? (Omegamagezero@sbcglobal.net; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

I Got My Man With Tryptophan! (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) Hey, he can't do that if he's passed out...can he??

Play-Mouth Rock (murdoctor@aol.com)

Cornucopulate! (thedraugr@yahoo.com)

Mommy Loves the Wishbone (amfpsych@aol.com) Wishbone? Errrrr......

The Homecumming (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Eating the Bird (it's a 60's British Porn classic) (manpretty@gmail.com; RasGold@aol.com)

My Horn of Plenty (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com) Insert your own "blow me" joke here.

May's Flower - Discovering New Territory (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

Crouching Turkey, Hidden Sausage (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) ....It won't stay hidden for very long....

A Bone In Her Throat (jaberwok@marktwain.net)

Guess Who's Coming After Dinner (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

That Little Thing That Pops Up Means It's Ready (sootnmoopy@aol.com) Sounds like a naughty childrens' book.

Everybody Wants A Piece Of Her Pie (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

The winners:

Hey, just don't tell me Steve Guttenbed is in it...

Three Men and Their Gravy (mcsestretch@hotmail.com)

Ahhh, nothing beats (off) the classics...

Let's Loosen Our Pants (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)