Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(Updated 28 May 04)

Really Bad Cereal Names

Well, I found out today that Leis' computer is on the fritz...so I'll be going this one alone - hopefully he will have it up and working by the time the next one's due.

Count Choke-You-Up (tphyll@aol.com)

Buckwheats. Because they taste O-Tay. (mashallaha@aol.com)

Soggy Bottom Dweller (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Not that it sounds so much like a cereal...but for some reason this one made me chuckle.

Super Cavity Crisp (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

Sugar Frosted Sugar Flakes. Part of this complete... oh, who are we kidding? (darkmanwork@hotmail.com)

Wheezies: Breakfast of Champion Asthma Patients! (rod.renner@juno.com) Not to be confused with "Weezies: Breakfast of George Jefferson's wife".

CrappleJacks (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Captain Asparagus: Rice-and-Vegetable Puffs that Make Your Urine Smell Funny (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Shreck'ed Wheat (The cereal with onions in it) (marymarg27608@yahoo.com)

Hall & Oates (deweyever@attbi.com) One side's talented...the other...well, we really don't know why it's there.

Turning Trix (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com; candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Krunchy Cicada Puffs (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

Shredded Weed (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Cornholeios (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com) Yes, I still miss watching Beavis and Butthead.

Cocanios. Just Follow Your Nose (Pmacca01@go.com)

Lice Crispies (robtone247@yahoo.com)

Life Sentence--The First Cereal Made By and For Prisoners (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Frosted Mini-Pads (e-marlon@sio.midco.net; Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Manufactured by Ko-Chex, no doubt.

Internet Cookie Crisp (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Bounced Chex (candaceelder2002@yahoo.com)

Sugar Smack Yo Bitch Ups (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Now with a ho lot more smack.

Dr. Scholl's Corn Flakes (ethNargy@bergoo.com)

Condoleeza Rice Krispies (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

The winners (yes, I picked them both this time around):

Now you CAN take it with you...the question is: WHY would you want to?...

Whey to Go (ethNargy@bergoo.com)

Providing valid "can't go to work (cause I'm going at home)" excuses since its inception...

Painfully Potent Bran (chharget@aol.com)