Well, I found out today that Leis' computer is on the fritz...so I'll be going this one alone - hopefully he will have it up and working by the time the next one's due.
Count Choke-You-Up (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Buckwheats. Because they taste O-Tay. (email@example.com)
Soggy Bottom Dweller (firstname.lastname@example.org) Not that it sounds so much like a cereal...but for some reason this one made me chuckle.
Super Cavity Crisp (email@example.com)
Sugar Frosted Sugar Flakes. Part of this complete... oh, who are we kidding? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wheezies: Breakfast of Champion Asthma Patients! (email@example.com) Not to be confused with "Weezies: Breakfast of George Jefferson's wife".
Captain Asparagus: Rice-and-Vegetable Puffs that Make Your Urine Smell Funny (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Shreck'ed Wheat (The cereal with onions in it) (email@example.com)
Hall & Oates (firstname.lastname@example.org) One side's talented...the other...well, we really don't know why it's there.
Turning Trix (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Krunchy Cicada Puffs (email@example.com)
Shredded Weed (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Cornholeios (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yes, I still miss watching Beavis and Butthead.
Cocanios. Just Follow Your Nose (Pmacca01@go.com)
Lice Crispies (email@example.com)
Life Sentence--The First Cereal Made By and For Prisoners (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Frosted Mini-Pads (email@example.com; Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Manufactured by Ko-Chex, no doubt.
Internet Cookie Crisp (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Bounced Chex (email@example.com)
Sugar Smack Yo Bitch Ups (Cantw82paint@Aol.com) Now with a ho lot more smack.
Dr. Scholl's Corn Flakes (ethNargy@bergoo.com)
Condoleeza Rice Krispies (Cantw82paint@Aol.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
The winners (yes, I picked them both this time around):
Now you CAN take it with you...the question is: WHY would you want to?...
Whey to Go (ethNargy@bergoo.com)
Providing valid "can't go to work (cause I'm going at home)" excuses since its inception...
Painfully Potent Bran (email@example.com)