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(updated 28 Oct 03)

Really Bad Halloween Party Game Ideas
(Topic suggested by MedCheryl@aol.com)

We thought we would lead off with some interesting "bobbing for" entries in case you need some ideas:

Bobbing for pineapples. (Mistahtom@aol.com; bblack17@hotmail.com)

Bobbing for flaming bags of poo. (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

Bobbing for Granny's dentures. (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)

Bobbing for piranhas. (jrgracey1@aol.com)

Bobbing for crapples...Don't ask for details. (aliciav29@aol.com)

Bobbing for scabs. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Bobbing for scorpions. (RWich928@aol.com)

Bobbing for sea urchins. (bblack17@hotmail.com)

Sit around all night and submit HMO ideas. (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com) So you plan to spend Halloween...alone, just like me, huh?

The Monster Hash (this will give any Dracula the munchies). (Mistahtom@aol.com)

Rabid chinchilla toss. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com) *sigh* Fun times everyone...fun times...

Genital Guillotine Trivia...One wrong answer and it's Happy Hollow Weiny!! (randy.renner@juno.com)

The "Guess which candy is left over from last Halloween" game. (razcactus@netzero.com)

Dude, Where's My Panties? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Chances are someone's bobbing for them right now.

Pin Your Tail against Jack O's Lantern...very popular in Neverland!!! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

Identify the Stain on the Homemade Ghost Costume Obviously Made from an Old Bedsheet! (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

Decorate the passed out drunk guy. (dorr@jam.rr.com) Hmmm...so THAT'S why I had all that makeup on the next morning!

Have a Barbara Bush look alike contest...now THAT is scary! (SSCompose@aol.com)

Play Dungeons and Dragons while using unsuspecting trick or treaters as your "victims". (dzed68@yahoo.com) Note to self: Stay away from dzed68's house...oh, and alert police.

Pin the Rap on the Innocent Bystander (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

How Many Drinks Does It Take to Bring Your IQ Up to Jessica Simpson's Level? (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) This actually sounds more like something you'd see on the Game Show Network. "Uh, candy corn...silly me, I thought it would be 'on the cob'!"

Scary-oke...with a four drink minimum required to participate. (MedCheryl@aol.com)

The winners:

Trick...or treat?

Spot the transvestite. (RangerXman@aol.com)

Hey, this is like two great games in one!...Uh...maybe not...

Pin the Tail On the Demon We Just Summoned With the Ouija Board. (tenaciousfiend24@sbcglobal.net)