Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 2 Apr 03)

Really Bad Religious Based/Commemorative Items

Fire and Brimstone Charcoal Briquettes (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Pope-Soap-On-A-Rope (freeloosedirt@sbcglobal.net) An oldie but goodie...

LL Bean : "The Tent Commandments" series for outdoor revivals (pec@gis.net)

Blair Witch Action Twig Figures (laugh@starpower.net)

Holy Water Super Shooter 100,000 (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Pray Dough: For those who just cant say what they need. (corabelle@comic.com) So they can knead what they say?

Whore of Babylon Edible Panties (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Popea-cola (SSJskittle@aol.com)

Popémon Trading Cards (Mistahtom@aol.com) Mosesaur, I choose YOU!

Noah's attempt to make a fortune with his "I survived the flood and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" idea... (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

Holyneken: Beer brewed w/holy water. (Danko93@cs.com)

Hair dull, limp, lifeless? Just in time for Easter, our "Holy Rollers" curlers will bring your hair back from the dead! (PASTLIVESR6@AOL.COM)

The "What A Friend We Have In Cheeses" deli platter (rsherman@netplexgroup.com) A big seller during Lent.

Bubble Bathsheba (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Amennen: Underarm deodorant to combat wicked pit demons. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Pontius Palm Pilot (casstigator@yahoo.com)

The Hindu God Trading Card Game (hunterj@iwon.com) Oh yeah?? Well, let's see you fight Mosesaur!!!

Jesus Sandals... they're good for the sole! (jeriandgeo@aol.com)

"The Judas Coin Collection" 30 pieces of silver with a face on both sides! (Profishgyd@aol.com)

The EuchaWristWatch (IllegitimiNonCarborundum@hotmail.com) Somehow I just can't stop imagining Barbara Walters saying this.

Jesus Epoxy... King of the Glues (fparsons@yahoo.com)

Limited Edition Collection Plates (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

The winners:

That explains the sudden breeze...and the smell:

Jerry Falwell Whoopy Cushion - sounds so real, until you realize that it's just a bunch of hot air being blown out his ass. (belushimcc@yahoo.com)

How does it go again..."If you teach a man to fish...someone will make a plastic singing one?"...

"Psalmin' Salmon": Religion's answer to the "Billy Bass." (TerriKlein@aol.com)