Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 2 Apr 03)
Really Bad Religious Based/Commemorative Items
Fire and Brimstone Charcoal Briquettes (email@example.com)
Pope-Soap-On-A-Rope (firstname.lastname@example.org) An oldie but goodie...
LL Bean : "The Tent Commandments" series for outdoor revivals (email@example.com)
Blair Witch Action Twig Figures (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Holy Water Super Shooter 100,000 (email@example.com)
Pray Dough: For those who just cant say what they need. (firstname.lastname@example.org) So they can knead what they say?
Whore of Babylon Edible Panties (email@example.com)
Popémon Trading Cards (Mistahtom@aol.com) Mosesaur, I choose YOU!
Noah's attempt to make a fortune with his "I survived the flood and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" idea... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Holyneken: Beer brewed w/holy water. (Danko93@cs.com)
Hair dull, limp, lifeless? Just in time for Easter, our "Holy Rollers" curlers will bring your hair back from the dead! (PASTLIVESR6@AOL.COM)
The "What A Friend We Have In Cheeses" deli platter (email@example.com) A big seller during Lent.
Bubble Bathsheba (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Amennen: Underarm deodorant to combat wicked pit demons. (rodentsRred@hotmail.com)
Pontius Palm Pilot (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Hindu God Trading Card Game (email@example.com) Oh yeah?? Well, let's see you fight Mosesaur!!!
Jesus Sandals... they're good for the sole! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"The Judas Coin Collection" 30 pieces of silver with a face on both sides! (Profishgyd@aol.com)
The EuchaWristWatch (IllegitimiNonCarborundum@hotmail.com) Somehow I just can't stop imagining Barbara Walters saying this.
Jesus Epoxy... King of the Glues (email@example.com)
Limited Edition Collection Plates (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
That explains the sudden breeze...and the smell:
Jerry Falwell Whoopy Cushion - sounds so real, until you realize that it's just a bunch of hot air being blown out his ass. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How does it go again..."If you teach a man to fish...someone will make a plastic singing one?"...
"Psalmin' Salmon": Religion's answer to the "Billy Bass." (TerriKlein@aol.com)