Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 2 Nov 03)

Really Bad Brand Names For Organic Products

Hulk Salad (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Told You Soy (greeniis14@aol.com)

"I Can't Believe It's a Corn Cob" toilet paper. (archerjoe@hotmail.com) Hmmm...this ReBa could get messy.)

Grown in Poo (scalpel@aol.com)

"A Little Trichinosis Never Hurt Anyone" brand pork chops. (skibip@aol.com)

"ZZZ Chicken" -- We only use chickens that died in their sleep. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Being attacked by rabid packs of dogs still counts, right?

"Ah Naturale": Packed by naked, middle aged, fat folks at the factory. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

I Can't Believe It's Not Steroids! (StanYan1@aol.com)

Poison Ivy Wipes (spamalope@access4less.net) Scratch that idea!

Homo-free Milk.....(not homogonized) (josie34@earthlink.net)

Soil & Gre en, Inc. (laugh@starpower.net) At least they're a people company.

Weedo's (handarazuur@hotmail.com)

"As Best Us" all natural building supply. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)

Chocfull-O-Bugs (Hartspill@aol.com)

Cow Dung Right (changetion@yahoo.com)

The winners:

Their top sellers? Alfalpha Bits and PooBerry...

Com-Post Cereals (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

Maybe they're magic beans:

"Pre-tried Beans": They're all the same in the end. (philden82@aol.com)