Hulk Salad (email@example.com)
Told You Soy (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"I Can't Believe It's a Corn Cob" toilet paper. (email@example.com) Hmmm...this ReBa could get messy.)
Grown in Poo (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"A Little Trichinosis Never Hurt Anyone" brand pork chops. (email@example.com)
"ZZZ Chicken" -- We only use chickens that died in their sleep. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Being attacked by rabid packs of dogs still counts, right?
"Ah Naturale": Packed by naked, middle aged, fat folks at the factory. (AhOLHOL@aol.com)
I Can't Believe It's Not Steroids! (StanYan1@aol.com)
Poison Ivy Wipes (email@example.com) Scratch that idea!
Homo-free Milk.....(not homogonized) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Soil & Gre en, Inc. (email@example.com) At least they're a people company.
"As Best Us" all natural building supply. (RodentsRred@hotmail.com)
Cow Dung Right (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Their top sellers? Alfalpha Bits and PooBerry...
Com-Post Cereals (email@example.com)
Maybe they're magic beans:
"Pre-tried Beans": They're all the same in the end. (firstname.lastname@example.org)