If you don't get a shot...the flu can be fatal, want to go out with a bang? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Your eyes are green, like the loogie I just spewed ten feet minimum! Your lips are red like my puffy nose....Kiss me, you fool! (email@example.com)
You should have seen the chlamydia line!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Hey babe, you don't have to wait in line four hours to feel a little prick! (MrglsJon@aol.com) You knew we were going to pri...er...pick one of these...we did get enough of them.
Your microsoftness is getting to my pop up virus. (email@example.com)
So...die here often? (firstname.lastname@example.org) Of corpse I do!
Wanna get sick together and huddle under piles of blankets? (email@example.com)
My doctor says I have three months to live and I have more money than I can spend in that amount of time. Waddaya say? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Ever see the effects a grenade has on a box full of puppies. (Seeker@vcoms.net) O....kay...you are way too senile to be in line...alone.
Of course you're my type. You're alive, right? (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
I just got the last shot, but I'm sure I could transfer the inoculation to you if we exchange bodily fluids. (email@example.com)
Wow this queue is sooo long....you know, if we went back to my place and stayed in bed all winter, I bet we'd be ok !!?? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
That's quite a walker you have there... (email@example.com) You forgot the comeback line... "I've fallen for you and can't get up!"
I meet a lot of women at the free clinic, but there's something special about you. (DaJakAiss@aol.com)
So you on Medicaid or Medicare? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Is that a vaccination needle in your hand, or are you just glad to see me? (Airfarcewon@aol.com) It's a needle. Trust me on this.
So do you like it in the butt? (email@example.com)
Hey babe, are you some sort of Flu-zy? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So, why doncha' come up and CC me, sometime? (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Get stuck here often? (HerzogVon@aol.com)
Unfortunately...this one probably has worked a few times...
So, do you come to Canada often? (email@example.com)
Well, when you put it like THAT...
Look, don't be so picky. You're high risk, whadda ya say? (JoyfulDJoy@aol.com)