Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 3 Jun 03)
Really Bad Rejected Game Shows For the Sci-Fi Channel
Beat the Spock (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)
Who Wants To Win A Million Years On The Planet Nevari, Where Time Stands Still, And Beautiful Women Will Love You and Feed You Forever? (email@example.com)
Drop Shannon Doherty In A Vat Of Acid (firstname.lastname@example.org) Okay, she'd fall for it once...but wouldn't she remember by next show? Oh, what am I thinking...it's Shannon Doherty.
Petrie Dish...combines cooking with science as we try to figure out what was under all that mold... (GerriHan65@aol.com)
Deep Space Fine --The show where science geeks meet the girls of their dreams. (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)
The Newlydead Game (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) "Bob, I married her for her braaaiiins...."
Count the Craters in My Moon! (email@example.com)
The Klingon is Right (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Who Wants to Probe an Alien???? (email@example.com) "Oooh me me meee!" Oh wait...I thought it said "probed BY an alien"...nevermind...
Who's Living in their Mom's Basement? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
You Bet Your Afterlife (email@example.com)
Name That Vulcan! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com) It's T'Pol...no, wait...Timok? Tampax?
UFO - Winner is abducted by aliens and is never seen again. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Name Kirk's Tune: Contestants try to name songs sung by William Shatner in his pathetic post-Star Trek life after hearing as few notes as possible. (email@example.com) Yep, whenever I hear Shatner sing, I know I want to hear as "few notes as possible".
Picard Sharks (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Spin, Ooze, or Claw (email@example.com) Can I take a fourth option?
Klingon Wheel of Fortune. "Uh / grunt / hack, I'd like to by a vowel?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Star Trek the Original Series Red Shirt Security Survivor (email@example.com)
I'll take "Most Irritating Star Wars Characters" for $400, Alex...
JARJARPARDY!...guests have to form their responses to these Star Wars related categories in Gungan-speak..."Meesa say..." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Finally, a group Richard Dawson WON'T kiss:
Family Feud (Klingons vs. Vulcans) (email@example.com)