Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 3 Jun 03)

Really Bad Rejected Game Shows For the Sci-Fi Channel

Beat the Spock (Baitsmotel6@aol.com)

Who Wants To Win A Million Years On The Planet Nevari, Where Time Stands Still, And Beautiful Women Will Love You and Feed You Forever? (gonnabmeeee@aol.com)

Drop Shannon Doherty In A Vat Of Acid (comedian2000@hotmail.com) Okay, she'd fall for it once...but wouldn't she remember by next show? Oh, what am I thinking...it's Shannon Doherty.

Petrie Dish...combines cooking with science as we try to figure out what was under all that mold... (GerriHan65@aol.com)

Deep Space Fine --The show where science geeks meet the girls of their dreams. (QuarterHorse06@aol.com)

The Newlydead Game (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) "Bob, I married her for her braaaiiins...."

Count the Craters in My Moon! (marcwwolf@aol.com)

The Klingon is Right (casstigator@yahoo.com)

Who Wants to Probe an Alien???? (misskentuckiana@aol.com) "Oooh me me meee!" Oh wait...I thought it said "probed BY an alien"...nevermind...

Who's Living in their Mom's Basement? (kamasushi@aol.com)

You Bet Your Afterlife (laugh@starpower.net)

Name That Vulcan! (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com) It's T'Pol...no, wait...Timok? Tampax?

UFO - Winner is abducted by aliens and is never seen again. (motorbreath2000@netscape.net)

Name Kirk's Tune: Contestants try to name songs sung by William Shatner in his pathetic post-Star Trek life after hearing as few notes as possible. (ukkfayooyay@aol.com) Yep, whenever I hear Shatner sing, I know I want to hear as "few notes as possible".

Picard Sharks (murdoctor@aol.com)

Spin, Ooze, or Claw (lacee7700@aol.com) Can I take a fourth option?

Klingon Wheel of Fortune. "Uh / grunt / hack, I'd like to by a vowel?" (madavis62@alltel.net)

Star Trek the Original Series Red Shirt Security Survivor (samuraikc2002@aol.com)

The winners:

I'll take "Most Irritating Star Wars Characters" for $400, Alex...

JARJARPARDY!...guests have to form their responses to these Star Wars related categories in Gungan-speak..."Meesa say..." (reidayork@aol.com)

Finally, a group Richard Dawson WON'T kiss:

Family Feud (Klingons vs. Vulcans) (bob9514@aol.com)