Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 3 Jun 04)
Really Bad Out-takes From "The Day After Tomorrow"
(Topic suggested by VxAnthaX@aol.com)
The scene where a "Closed for Cleaning" sign is hung on the entrance to the Holland Tunnel in New York, just before the tsunami hits Manhattan. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Minutes 1-89. (email@example.com)
Boy is this snow cold! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
A "pointed" comment about the effect an ice age will have on the Statue of Liberty's nipples. (email@example.com) ...starring Anna Nicole Smith as "The Statue"
"Darn it! I forgot to clean the birdcage!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Only Keith Richards and 7 cockroaches survived before the original was edited. (iPHARTonU@hotmail.com)
The tornado is coming....where is Auntie Em? (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
A tidal wave flattening Don King's hair. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) We know THIS could never happen in real life.
Jake: "Dad! Dad! It's the end of the world!" Dennis Quaid: "Oh no, not again!" (Brenn53@Aol.com)
Meg Ryan in a cameo as a drowning victim..deliberately not saved by Randy Quad. (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Well, give the guy a break!! He's a quad, after all!!!
"Tidal Wave" scene in New York City was originally some guy pouring a pitcher of water over a Monopoly board game. (Jdoveraz@aol.com)
Out-takes, what out-takes? The whole damn movie should have been an out-take. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Moving 12-minute montage death scene of South Pacific Coral. (email@example.com) Well, it really wasn't "moving" per se.
The scene where the computer graphics guys forgot to revert Lady Liberty's enhanced bust size before adding in the tidal wave. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
So, seeing as how the worlds about to end, do you think gas prices will go down. (email@example.com) Yeah, sure, maybe the day after--nah, too easy.
Godzilla seen surfing in background of tidal wave scene. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
An unfortunate scene where Dennis Quaid breaks into "Great Balls Of Fire" when the global warming threat is revealed to be a clear and present danger.... (email@example.com) I thought any scene with Dennis Quaid would be deemed "an unfortunate scene".
Vice President orders airstrikes against Syria for harboring Weather of Mass Destruction. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Al Gore freezes solid but nobody seems to notice. (email@example.com)
Ooooh...someone's sleeping on the sofa tonight!...
The house is shakin' again.."Is your mother in the bathroom, dear?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
And all read with a smile...
"Now your five day forecast: Wednesday - massive flooding; Thursday - death and destruction; Friday - the end of civilization; but the weekend looks good...so fire up that barbecue!" (MrglsJon@aol.com)