Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 3 Mar 03)

Really Bad Ways To Stand Out In An Already Crazy Mardi Gras Crowd
(Topic suggested by RWich928@aol.com)

Okay Dad, I showed them to ya, now hand over those beads! (Jjambra@aol.com) Always fun to begin on an icky note, eh?

Use a "weed wacker" to move through the crowd of people faster. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)

Wear that "HumorMeOnline.com" T-shirt you were saving for a 'special' occasion. (KANNi8LKL0wN@aol.com) Sheesh... I don't even have an HMO T-shirt!

Three breasts. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Throwing Watchtower magazines to women who remain clothed. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Keep your blouse ON! (jeanjeanbsmyth@aol.com; thefish66@hotmail.com) Well...it IS original, I'll give you that.

Instead of a bead necklace, you offer a pearl one. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)

Dress like a public defender. I guarantee you'll make a lot of friends. (rose_justice@msn.com)

Wear nothing but a bag on your head with 1.89 on it..and go as a gas pump. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) But you'd probably get pumped a lot more if you were only $1.29.

Whatever you do, try not to be too krewed about it! (pec@gis.net)

Wear your Weapon of Mass Destruction costume. (laugh@starpower.net) What, my thong?

I've been to Mardi Gras. There's a way you can stand out in a crowd? (theshape79@cox.net)

Mount one of the police horses, screaming "Vive la France"! (Sunynfla@aol.com) Uh...is this mount or mount?

Wear a robe and wander around screaming "Bring out your dead!" (seeker@vcoms.net)

Three words: Michael Jackson mask (ain't nothing freakier than that). (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)

The winners:

No...I think this would be "ReBa Ways to Get Your Ass Kicked at Mardi Gras"...

Every time a girl flashes her boobs yell, "Wow, Mom! You're hotter than Dad said you were!" (bchbms99@aol.com)

(panting) "Oh ye, oh ye...Ohhhhhh Yeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"

Dressed as an Amish hooker, offering to show "some ankle" for beads. (jaynashvil@aol.com)