Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 3 Mar 03)
Really Bad Ways To Stand Out In An Already Crazy Mardi Gras Crowd
(Topic suggested by RWich928@aol.com)
Okay Dad, I showed them to ya, now hand over those beads! (Jjambra@aol.com) Always fun to begin on an icky note, eh?
Use a "weed wacker" to move through the crowd of people faster. (Cantw82paint@aol.com)
Wear that "HumorMeOnline.com" T-shirt you were saving for a 'special' occasion. (KANNi8LKL0wN@aol.com) Sheesh... I don't even have an HMO T-shirt!
Three breasts. (email@example.com)
Throwing Watchtower magazines to women who remain clothed. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)
Keep your blouse ON! (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com) Well...it IS original, I'll give you that.
Instead of a bead necklace, you offer a pearl one. (Omegamagezero@aol.com)
Dress like a public defender. I guarantee you'll make a lot of friends. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wear nothing but a bag on your head with 1.89 on it..and go as a gas pump. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) But you'd probably get pumped a lot more if you were only $1.29.
Whatever you do, try not to be too krewed about it! (email@example.com)
Wear your Weapon of Mass Destruction costume. (firstname.lastname@example.org) What, my thong?
I've been to Mardi Gras. There's a way you can stand out in a crowd? (email@example.com)
Mount one of the police horses, screaming "Vive la France"! (Sunynfla@aol.com) Uh...is this mount or mount?
Wear a robe and wander around screaming "Bring out your dead!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Three words: Michael Jackson mask (ain't nothing freakier than that). (MooseSpeak@earthlink.net)
No...I think this would be "ReBa Ways to Get Your Ass Kicked at Mardi Gras"...
Every time a girl flashes her boobs yell, "Wow, Mom! You're hotter than Dad said you were!" (email@example.com)
(panting) "Oh ye, oh ye...Ohhhhhh Yeeeeeee!!!!!!!!"
Dressed as an Amish hooker, offering to show "some ankle" for beads. (firstname.lastname@example.org)