Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 4 Jan 04)
Really Bad Titles For Workout/Exercise Videos
(Inspired by email@example.com's entry)
You Should Be Working Out Instead Of Trying To Get Sex (with Little Billy "Shoots" Blanks) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Tons of Buns Pilates (email@example.com)
Lorena Bobbit's "Take inches off ANYWHERE" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Studs of HMO, exercising their..... funny bones! (AhOLHOL@aol.com) Why, I happen to exercise my bone three, four times a day...
Yoga with Yogi: How to Make the Most of your Pic-a-nic (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
Roseanne Barr's COWasthenics (HollinsGirl76@aol.com)
7 Steps To Smaller Breasts! (email@example.com)
The OJ Simpson's Guide to Running (firstname.lastname@example.org) "Looking for a killer way to shed those pounds?..."
Buns of Lead (email@example.com)
Sixty-five Minute Abs (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Marlboro presents: Clutching Your Chest to the Oldies (email@example.com)
The Fatkins Diet Workout (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
50 Ways to Leave Your Blubber :) (firstname.lastname@example.org) Cut off the fat, Pat! Let out your pants, Lance! Uh, just stop it already, Freddy.
Michael Jackson's "Sweating to the Youngun's" (Dspur57098@aol.com)
The Iraqi Army Workout: Raise your hands...Higher...Higher...Now hold. (email@example.com)
Dr. Phil's Five Minute Abs...but first, are we really being honest with ourselves? (DeepThought07@aol.com)
Deep Knee Bends Starring Monica Lewinsky (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...sequel to "How to Look Thin by Sucking It In"?
Get Off Your Lazy Ass and Do Something! (email@example.com)
Heavier Steins: The Beer Drinkers' Bicep Solution. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Aerobics for ADHD Sydr...OOO! SHINY!! (email@example.com) That was not intended to be offensive in any...OOO! Pretty kitty walked by!
The Oz Shower Workout (Parental Warning: This product has nothing to do with Munchkins, Wicked Witches, or Dorothy) (SpinyNorma@aol.com)
Lift & Jerk with Pee Wee Herman (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Exercises for Extra-sizers (email@example.com)
Girls Gone Wild: Takin' It Off (NodMyChin@sbcglobal.net) "Yep...they're 20 years older and at least 20 pounds heavier!"
Jane Fonda's "I Divorced 180 lbs. Workout" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Flush Away the Pounds!" with Lara Flynn Boyle (email@example.com)
Home Crafts presents "How to Lose Tens of Pounds and Make Your Own Soap at the Same Time" (firstname.lastname@example.org) Tallow can you go?
Body by Drakes (email@example.com)
Where There's a Will There's a Weight Reduction (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Looking Fab With That Flab (email@example.com)
Attractive People Pretending To Show You How To Look Like Them (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, time to go do my chins-ups!
Lose Ten Pounds in Ten Years for Only Ten Dollars! (email@example.com)
It's a small goal afterall...
Disney Workout Videos presents: Pilates Of The Caribbean (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)