Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 4 Jun 05)
Really Bad Courses Offered At Donald Trump's Online University
How To Become a Millionaire But Still Get a Good Haircut for $2.50 (email@example.com)
Blind Nude Native-American Bilingual Underwater Wig Weaving 201 (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Chemistry 102: Never Get Your Hair Closer Than 10 Feet From an Open Flame (email@example.com)
Pinochle, For Beginners. (Oh, you, know..."trump"!) (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah...we knew SOMEONE would say it.
How To Flaunt Your Money to Get Women to Sleep With You (KittysKorner70@aol.com)
Management 509/Linguistics 412: How to Say "You're Fired" in 26 Languages (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org) …and still, no phrase for "bathroom break".
Doubling Your Investment Strategies: Turning Foreclosures Into Eightclosures (email@example.com)
Mastering That Pouty Look Which Seems to Say, "Who Ate the Last Doughnut?" (HerzogVon@aol.com) I thought he was just trying to duplicate the look all those supermodels had on their faces when dating him.
101 Ways NOT to Get Stuck With the Czech (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Trophy Asset Protection: Mastering the Techniques of Dumping Your Old Arm Candy, Buying Another, and the Importance of Pre-nups (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Oh, c'mon now - Marla Maples was more like candy corn than actual candy.
Ambition 101, "A Penny Saved is Just a Penny." (email@example.com)
Understatement, Subtlety and Other Concepts You Don't Need to Know (HerzogVon@aol.com)
How Proper Investing Can Turn Your 15 Minutes of Fame Into 90 Minutes (firstname.lastname@example.org) I thought that was already taught on "The Surreal Life"…
Humility 101 (email@example.com)
Econ 401: How to Break the Bank at a Casino By Buying It (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How to Buy Friends and Influence Supermodels (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com) You sure this wasn't a book he wrote?
Economics 101: How to Live Like Me On Only $120,000 a Day (ParisLuvsMe@aol.com)
How to Keep People From Beating You Up for Referring to Yourself By Your First Name With "THE" in Front of It (email@example.com)
How to Make a Really Bad, Product-placement Filled Reality Show 101 (firstname.lastname@example.org) Uh, aren't they ALL?
Butt-kissing For the Serious Apprentice (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
Urban Renewal 101: How to Turn an Atlantic City Slum Into . . . an Atlantic City Slum With Casinos (AuntShecky711@aol.com)
Bankruptcy For Fun and Profit (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
"Placement" is the key word here...
AP Putting on Wigs (email@example.com)
Taught by our very own master Apprentice at it: Amarosa...
Sounding Self-Important 101 (firstname.lastname@example.org)