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(Updated 5 Feb 04)

Really Bad Chapter Titles In Donald Trump's Upcoming Book

My first name is NOT "The" (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

I Could Buy You (murdoctor@aol.com)

Chapter 6: "Yes, This Really Is My Own Hair!" (chough3499@aol.com)

Can't I Get Any Interns Bill Clinton Hasn't Already Been With? (pizzafreak40876@aol.com)

How to Turn Time in the Can into Big Dollars (e-marlon@sio.midco.net) Sounds like a load of crap, to me!

My Hair - A Stylists Revenge (danisy72@comcast.net)

Ego or Oxygen - the Ongoing Debate (spamalope@access4less.net)

How All You Blond, Big Boobed Bimbos Could Be the Third Mrs. Trump (Rabdreadr@aol.com) Don't you mean the "Third Ex-Mrs. Trump"?

YEAH IT'S A WIG!! NOW LAY OFF!! (endocrom@aol.com)

How to Meet the Love of Your Life....Again...and Again... (jonboyd@hotmail.com)

How to Buy an Elegant Hair Piece On a Tight Budget (randy.renner@juno.com)

Get Rich Quick! (send an additional $19.95 to www.morefortrumpbook.com for a demonstration) (mwatts@nhbakersfield.com)

Ivanna Sucks (not literally) (robertellingsworth@yahoo.com)

Girls: "You're Fired!" Unless your really want to work 'under me'. (AhOLHOL@aol.com) AKA, "The Bill Clinton Method".

Are You Reading This, Ted Turner? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

The "Little Donald" and High Rises (iholdridge@aol.com)

The Day I Bought the Vatican and Renamed it "Trump's Big Building of Religious Stuff" (radlein0897@charter.met)

I'm Ok..You're Fired (l1061s@GO.COM)

New York: If I Can Make it There... (william.fishburne@verizon.net) Hmmmm...something tells me he's "made it" lotsa places.

Bad Hair Decades (mrxsandmanx@yahoo.com)

When Rich Reality TV Stars Merge or "How I Got Inside the Paris Hilton" (hunterj@iwon.com)

The Lord of The Realty: The Trump Towers (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Really Good Ideas For Other Television Shows About Me (khalazdad@adelphia.net)

The Art of the Comb-Over (ukkfayooyay@aol.com; dzed68@yahoo.com)

New York on $5,000 a Day (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

The winners:

Dumb Eye On The Rich Guy...

Hair Care For Dummies (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

Or "How to Make the "Bank" in Bankruptcy Work For You"...

I don't know, but he's leaving out the chapter between 10 and 12. (khalazdad@adelphia.net)