Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(Updated 5 Feb 04)
Really Bad Chapter Titles In Donald Trump's Upcoming Book
My first name is NOT "The" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I Could Buy You (email@example.com)
Chapter 6: "Yes, This Really Is My Own Hair!" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Can't I Get Any Interns Bill Clinton Hasn't Already Been With? (email@example.com)
How to Turn Time in the Can into Big Dollars (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sounds like a load of crap, to me!
My Hair - A Stylists Revenge (email@example.com)
Ego or Oxygen - the Ongoing Debate (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How All You Blond, Big Boobed Bimbos Could Be the Third Mrs. Trump (Rabdreadr@aol.com) Don't you mean the "Third Ex-Mrs. Trump"?
YEAH IT'S A WIG!! NOW LAY OFF!! (email@example.com)
How to Meet the Love of Your Life....Again...and Again... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How to Buy an Elegant Hair Piece On a Tight Budget (email@example.com)
Get Rich Quick! (send an additional $19.95 to www.morefortrumpbook.com for a demonstration) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Ivanna Sucks (not literally) (email@example.com)
Girls: "You're Fired!" Unless your really want to work 'under me'. (AhOLHOL@aol.com) AKA, "The Bill Clinton Method".
Are You Reading This, Ted Turner? (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
The "Little Donald" and High Rises (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Day I Bought the Vatican and Renamed it "Trump's Big Building of Religious Stuff" (email@example.com)
I'm Ok..You're Fired (l1061s@GO.COM)
New York: If I Can Make it There... (firstname.lastname@example.org) Hmmmm...something tells me he's "made it" lotsa places.
Bad Hair Decades (email@example.com)
When Rich Reality TV Stars Merge or "How I Got Inside the Paris Hilton" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Lord of The Realty: The Trump Towers (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Really Good Ideas For Other Television Shows About Me (email@example.com)
The Art of the Comb-Over (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
New York on $5,000 a Day (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Dumb Eye On The Rich Guy...
Hair Care For Dummies (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)
Or "How to Make the "Bank" in Bankruptcy Work For You"...
I don't know, but he's leaving out the chapter between 10 and 12. (email@example.com)