Stuffing the Ballot Box (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
Dark horsing around (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Well, you know what they say about coming up from behind...uh...nevermind.
Crossing the Delaware (firstname.lastname@example.org)
(Please insert 10,000th hanging chad reference here) (Mikepena@socal.rr.com)
It looks like it's going to be a long filibuster! (email@example.com)
If you're a Democrat, it's "Dunking the Donkey", and if Republican, it's "Immersing the Elephant". And if you're Ralph Nader's party, it's "Screwing the People". (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sayyy, that's catchy!!
He was canvassing her precinct. (email@example.com)
Quorum was reached (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Paying Taxes..that means "Getting Screwed" right? (ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)
Up on the Hill (email@example.com) Anita? Clarence, is that you sending in entries?
Debriefing my Aide (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I was in and out of her district campaigning as hard and long as anyone else, trying to drive the message home that economic stimulation needs more than lip service. (email@example.com)
If the politician says he's "doing a manual recount", just give him some time alone in the bathroom. (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...and a dirty magazine.
Pressing the Flesh (email@example.com; ChrisAndBrandi69@aol.com)
On the floor of the House (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Holding Bob Dole's pen. (firstname.lastname@example.org) You know - this is just tooooo disturbing...I had to pick it.
Feeling out your constituents. (email@example.com)
Satisfying a special interest group. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Being up in the poles. (email@example.com) Man, look at those poles climbing!
Handling the Minority Whip (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Bipartisan Union (email@example.com)
Having a closed door session. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sounds like something Clinton would do...
Pushing a bill through. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sounds like a clear case of Saddam-y...
I'd sure like to let my Persian missile invade your bag, dad. (RayofCork@aol.com)