Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 6 Feb 03)
Really Bad Times to Break Up With Your Significant Other
While he's proposing on bended knee. (email@example.com)
During a Full Moon..If her razor and toothbrush have been working harder. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) Wow, a leftover from "ReBa Signs You're Dating a Werewolf"!
"Oh, honey... I'm so sorry to hear your entire family died in a bus accident... You need someone to be there for you. By the way, we need to talk..." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Valentine's Day. Trust me on this one. (email@example.com)
When she's peeling potatoes. Getting peeled to death is NOT the way I want to go. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Yeah yeah..."ouch, I hate it when that happens".
The day she gets out of prison for that mass murder of her past lovers. (email@example.com)
During some particularly good sex. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Right after they have been hit by a car, buried under ground, dug back up, and brought back to life. That's really a bit traumatic. (Gonnabmeeee@aol.com) I love it when the mad scientists contribute to the ReBa!
During a little "Presidential" treatment. (DrownedRat@hotmail.com)
The day before she turns 18 and inherits 2.7 billion dollars. (SpinyNorma@aol.com)
Honey, I'm really sorry about your parents' divorce. I'd like to stay and talk, but I'm late for my date with your Mom. (email@example.com)
After discovering that all the others that tried to leave... are buried in the basement. (Cantw82paint@aol.com) No, "AFTER" would just be plain stupidity on your part.
The day before the reading of her rich uncle's will. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
About 6 seconds after they have learned they are being fired from the Post Office.. (email@example.com)
In the middle of a phone conversation, right after they have told you they just lost their job, and their dog just got ran over. (firstname.lastname@example.org) ...I usually call that "a typical Monday".
Before she has cleaned the toilet, washed the clothes, cooked dinner and washed the dishes. (email@example.com)
When she's at seven centimeters. (firstname.lastname@example.org) Like 10 would be more appropriate?
While she's wrapping your parachute. (email@example.com)
Just before her "wild" second cousin visits. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Wow, this one's like "The Fugitive" meets "Blind Date":
Just before you find out he's being paroled. (email@example.com)
Well, chances are YOU woulda been history right after anyway...
Right before she wins the Powerball lottery. (Baitsmotel6@aol.com;YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)