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(updated 6 Jun 03)

Really Bad Rejected Titles For Hillary Clinton's New Book

Life With Bill...and Monica, and Linda, and Gwen, and ..... (

Soon to Be an Original TV-Movie for Lifetime (

How My Wife Bill Made Me President (

Hillary... the Story of a True New Yorker ( fiction?

I Am Not A Left Wing Lesbian Dominatrix (

Health Insurance Plans for Dummies (

It Takes a Village Idiot (;

Hillary Almighty ( Don't you think you are Carreying that a little too far?

Executive Privilege Misunderstood (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)


Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask My Husband (

My Life As The Other Woman ( You mean...Bill was a WOMAN???

It Takes a Village... Some Crooked Cops, and a Well-paid Hitman (

Women Are From Venus, Men Think With Their Penis (

Hillary in 2008! (

I Have The World's Best Husband ( She might win the NoBill Prize for this work of fiction.

First Lady, but Not the Last (

Never Convicted! (

It Takes A Village...To Keep Bill Happy For One Night (

From Bill To The Hill ( What a thrill!

How Bill's Testicles Wound Up in a Mason Jar...and Other Amusing Anecdotes (

How To Run the Country and Have Your Idiot Husband Get the Blame (Foreword by Laura Bush) (

From the Cuban Missile Crisis To the Cuban Cigar crisis: Whores in the White House 1960-2000... (FCAPPS@AOL.COM) I know how to solve this problem...just have him Castroted.

Swallow Your Pride...But Nothing Else (

Hillarious (

The winners:

I think Hillary got her scandals mixed up:

My Search For the Real Killers (

Hay now, just because it behooves her to write the book is no reason to get about it...

Straight From the Horse's Mouth (