Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 6 Jun 03)

Really Bad Rejected Titles For Hillary Clinton's New Book

Life With Bill...and Monica, and Linda, and Gwen, and ..... (shorthairday@aol.com)

Soon to Be an Original TV-Movie for Lifetime (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

How My Wife Bill Made Me President (purrrfectblues80@aol.com)

Hillary... the Story of a True New Yorker (radlein0897@charter.net) So...science fiction?

I Am Not A Left Wing Lesbian Dominatrix (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)

Health Insurance Plans for Dummies (kaylor@mail.com)

It Takes a Village Idiot (vampspassion@aol.com; archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Hillary Almighty (lance-a-bit@hotmail.com) Don't you think you are Carreying that a little too far?

Executive Privilege Misunderstood (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

SUCKERS! (stickypickle@aol.com)

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex, But Were Afraid To Ask My Husband (doodardoodar@aol.com)

My Life As The Other Woman (Baitsmotel6@aol.com) You mean...Bill was a WOMAN???

It Takes a Village... Some Crooked Cops, and a Well-paid Hitman (corabelle@comic.com)

Women Are From Venus, Men Think With Their Penis (MrglsJon@aol.com)

Hillary in 2008! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

I Have The World's Best Husband (trlymurph@aol.com) She might win the NoBill Prize for this work of fiction.

First Lady, but Not the Last (SSCompose@aol.com)

Never Convicted! (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

It Takes A Village...To Keep Bill Happy For One Night (comedian2000@hotmail.com)

From Bill To The Hill (ldolphin34@hotmail.com) What a thrill!

How Bill's Testicles Wound Up in a Mason Jar...and Other Amusing Anecdotes (e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

How To Run the Country and Have Your Idiot Husband Get the Blame (Foreword by Laura Bush) (rampage1984@msn.com)

From the Cuban Missile Crisis To the Cuban Cigar crisis: Whores in the White House 1960-2000... (FCAPPS@AOL.COM) I know how to solve this problem...just have him Castroted.

Swallow Your Pride...But Nothing Else (flynnkj19@aol.com)

Hillarious (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)

The winners:

I think Hillary got her scandals mixed up:

My Search For the Real Killers (Stan790@aol.com)

Hay now, just because it behooves her to write the book is no reason to get whinney...er...whiney about it...

Straight From the Horse's Mouth (ukkfayooyay@aol.com)