Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 6 Sep 03)
Well, it seems Leis is AWOL again, so until he shows back up I shall go it alone.
Really Bad Excuses Given By The 18-Year-Old Computer Virus 'Worm Maker'
I needed to put something impressive on my college applications. So... are you impressed? (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Well, Hack3681 double-dog dared me. (StanYan1@aol.com; email@example.com)
Did it to impress Jody Foster. (FreeLooseDirt@sbcglobal.net)
I just purchased a computer fishing game and I needed bait. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
It was either that or go outdoors and catch the West Nile Virus. (email@example.com) Yeah, can't have you even taking any chances and going outside, can we?
Hoping to get sent to jail so I can get Kobe Bryant's autograph. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
My girlfriend made the iloveyou virus and I wanted to feel adequate. (email@example.com)
Well, it all started as a science project about a worm farm, yeah that's it, and then it kinda sorta got outta control... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I thought that SoBig was a penis enhancer, man, really... (GerriHan65@aol.com)
All those fattening Chicken McNuggets clouded my judgement. (Pootybrew@earthlink.net) Sounds like a million dollar deal to me.
Sometimes the cat gets on the keyboard. (email@example.com; BPaul317@aol.com)
After seeing 'The Matrix,' I decided to devote my life to sabotaging computers every chance I get! I mean, we don't want them taking over the planet, do we?" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
But I just got so tired of downloading porn... (email@example.com)
Well, according to firstname.lastname@example.org and BPaul317@aol.com, that's what got you into trouble in the first place...
I thought if I forwarded it to 15 million people a little kitten would walk across the screen! (email@example.com)