Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 7 Aug 03)
Really Bad Lecture Topics at the Las Vegas DefCon Convention
Environmentally Safe Insecticides...oh, wait, that was the DeCon convention. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
News Update: All the Stuff That the Government Has Made Illegal Since the Last DefCon. (RangerXman@aol.com)
William Shatner Speaks and Gives Autographs... WAITAMINUTE!! (RangerXman@aol.com) Sheesh, that man will do anything for a buck.
How To Get Rid of a Hacking Cough. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
An Experienced Hacker Reveals The Tricks of the Trade (live via satellite from his cell in San Quentin) (email@example.com)
"Girls": What They Are and Why They Ignore You. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Betting on Morals: Taking the High Road away from High Rollin'!" lecture given by William Bennett. (KatBug78@netzero.net)
Decoding Cadeaux' Bulwer-Lytton Entry. (email@example.com) Yeah yeah...you forgot this lecture's got "strings" attached.
How To Earn Money OFFLINE. (Lhill@maguiregroup.com)
In the Event That We Are Asleep at the Switch... (firstname.lastname@example.org)
READINESS RAINBOW: Understanding the Color Coding of Our National Threat Level Indicators. (email@example.com)
Sunlight Causes Cancer - Don't Take Chances. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Russell Simmons be cool! (email@example.com)
Identity Theft for Dummies. (RangerXman@aol.com) How you too can become "John Doh".
What to do About Your Annoying Family 6 Months After the Bombs Have Fallen, and You're Running Low on Supplies in the Shelter. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
How to Build a Nuclear Device with Parts Found on the Internet. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Screw This Computer Geek Stuff, Let's Get Liquored Up and Find Some Strippers! (email@example.com)
Finally a lecture the Government can really put to good use...
The Blame Flow Chart. (firstname.lastname@example.org)