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(updated 7 Aug 03)

Really Bad Lecture Topics at the Las Vegas DefCon Convention

Environmentally Safe Insecticides...oh, wait, that was the DeCon convention. (e-merlin@sio.midco.net)

News Update: All the Stuff That the Government Has Made Illegal Since the Last DefCon. (RangerXman@aol.com)

William Shatner Speaks and Gives Autographs... WAITAMINUTE!! (RangerXman@aol.com) Sheesh, that man will do anything for a buck.

How To Get Rid of a Hacking Cough. (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

An Experienced Hacker Reveals The Tricks of the Trade (live via satellite from his cell in San Quentin) (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

"Girls": What They Are and Why They Ignore You. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Betting on Morals: Taking the High Road away from High Rollin'!" lecture given by William Bennett. (KatBug78@netzero.net)

Decoding Cadeaux' Bulwer-Lytton Entry. (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com) Yeah yeah...you forgot this lecture's got "strings" attached.

How To Earn Money OFFLINE. (Lhill@maguiregroup.com)

In the Event That We Are Asleep at the Switch... (razcactus@netzero.com)

READINESS RAINBOW: Understanding the Color Coding of Our National Threat Level Indicators. (amazingpfil@yahoo.com)

Sunlight Causes Cancer - Don't Take Chances. (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Russell Simmons be cool! (junkmailmagnet42@aol.com)

Identity Theft for Dummies. (RangerXman@aol.com) How you too can become "John Doh".

What to do About Your Annoying Family 6 Months After the Bombs Have Fallen, and You're Running Low on Supplies in the Shelter. (kamasushi@aol.com)

How to Build a Nuclear Device with Parts Found on the Internet. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

Screw This Computer Geek Stuff, Let's Get Liquored Up and Find Some Strippers! (joseph.blevins@verizon.net)

The winner:

Finally a lecture the Government can really put to good use...

The Blame Flow Chart. (razcactus@netzero.com)