Banter provided by Cad and Leis
(updated 7 Nov 03)
Really Bad Things a Car Salesman Says That Sound Dirty, But Aren't
You want to go BIG? How about a Hummer? (StanYan1@aol.com) I'd prefer a moaner.
Come on down and see our quick loan officer, Lucy. You'll be in and out in a wink! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Free lube for life. (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
You could fit a whole football team in there. (email@example.com) Is that with or without their protective gear?
This model has lots of head room. (Dspur57098@aol.com)
Get in there and smell the interior. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Grab up this little baby..take her top down..and she'll be the best ride you ever had! (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Whatever you say, Mr. Clinton....but can we look at a car first?
(During the test drive) "Gee, Missy, you sure know how to work that stick." (Chick65@aol.com)
Hey, it's your wife's turn now. (Sugarbaybee69@aol.com)
Interested in a Hummer? (email@example.com) Oh, like who isn't these days?
Sometimes you have to pump her a time or two to really get her going. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Did you want a bigger woofer in your trunk? (email@example.com) Please, let that be a RHETORICAL question!
Slide on in here and see how she fits all around you....... (AhOLHOL@aol.com)
This little baby's loaded...and she'll do anything you want! (firstname.lastname@example.org) Sounds like someone just might be getting a hot rod.
What will it take to get you in this baby today? (Jdoveraz@aol.com)
Well, I agree with the last part of this sentence...
You've got no spark and you're suffering from premature ignition. Your jack wont go up and your exhaust is leaking toxic gas. I think you need a new model. (email@example.com)
Well, I am really interested in seeing just how much you'll take off...
I can go down some more on her just for you, buddy. (firstname.lastname@example.org)