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(updated 8 Oct 03)
Really Bad Names For a Fancy Restaurant
(Topic suggested by email@example.com)
I Can't Believe Its Not Flipper! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Eggs Legs ~N~ Slugs (email@example.com) Singles bar?
Sloppy Seconds (AhOLHOL@aol.com)
How'syour Johnson Restaurant (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Not exactly fine dining...but what the hell...I still liked this one.
Bubba's Bait Shop and Soup Kitchen (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The Brown Dirty (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Eat Out Avarasis (email@example.com) Okay, now would be a bad time to read these out loud.
La Uwishucouldaffordus (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Garden of Eatin' (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
Ruth's Chris' Bertha's Larry (JayHawkWDS@aol.com) Sounds almost as stupid as the original.
Coat and Thailand (email@example.com)
La Cucaracha (firstname.lastname@example.org; email@example.com)
The Number of the Beastro (StanYan1@aol.com) Over 666 million served!
Armand Oleg (TerriKlein@aol.com)
Serve It Again, Sam (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Le Mystère Viande (mystery meat in French) (Mistahtom@aol.com) ....mmm, Le School Cafeteria!
Rippenoff's Russian Tea House (email@example.com)
Oui Portions (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I would be remiss if I didn't mention Osama's favorite dining establishment: Cavern on the Green. (email@example.com)
Pepto Bistro (firstname.lastname@example.org) And all done up in a pink motif, too.
"Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup..."
Fancy Feast (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com)
"Would you like a doggie bag...or will the one your meal was prepared in suffice?
Chez Kinbake (email@example.com)