Banter provided by Cad and Leis

(updated 8 Oct 03)

Really Bad Names For a Fancy Restaurant
(Topic suggested by e-marlon@sio.midco.net)

I Can't Believe Its Not Flipper! (razcactus@netzero.com)

Eggs Legs ~N~ Slugs (ga_teacher2002@yahoo.com) Singles bar?

Sloppy Seconds (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

How'syour Johnson Restaurant (Airfarcewon@aol.com) Not exactly fine dining...but what the hell...I still liked this one.

Bubba's Bait Shop and Soup Kitchen (dorr@jam.rr.com)

The Brown Dirty (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Eat Out Avarasis (genetic_blueprint@hotmail.com) Okay, now would be a bad time to read these out loud.

La Uwishucouldaffordus (vampspassion@aol.com)

Garden of Eatin' (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Ruth's Chris' Bertha's Larry (JayHawkWDS@aol.com) Sounds almost as stupid as the original.

Coat and Thailand (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)

La Cucaracha (murdoctor@aol.com; naskarkid9@aol.com)

The Number of the Beastro (StanYan1@aol.com) Over 666 million served!

Armand Oleg (TerriKlein@aol.com)

Serve It Again, Sam (kayladykay@aol.com)

Le Mystère Viande (mystery meat in French) (Mistahtom@aol.com) ....mmm, Le School Cafeteria!

Rippenoff's Russian Tea House (polaris75@aol.com)

Oui Portions (razcactus@netzero.com)

I would be remiss if I didn't mention Osama's favorite dining establishment: Cavern on the Green. (polaris75@aol.com)

Pepto Bistro (mashallaha@aol.com) And all done up in a pink motif, too.

Sarsdi's (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

The winners:

"Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup..."

Fancy Feast (ElectJesusMayor@aol.com)

"Would you like a doggie bag...or will the one your meal was prepared in suffice?

Chez Kinbake (rsherman@netplexgroup.com)