Double Date Archives
White Christmas/CNN
William Shakespeare/George Washington
Crawford/Black Death
Grant Wood/Pope Gregory XIII Julian Calendar
Elections/Winfrey
Cricket/Fonda
Yo Mama's hot flashes are so bad...
Yo Mama's such a bad driver...
Yo Mama is such a bad Shakespearean actor...
Yo Mama's skin is so bad...
Yo Mama loves Pop Tarts so much...
Yo Mama got such nasty gas...
Yo Mama sucks at Scrabble so bad...
Yo Mama cooks such ugly, nasty meatloaf...
The Supreme Court
Ponce De Leon: Selling His "Fountain Of Life" Scam
Al Gore: Call Taker For Microsoft Helpline
Angelina Jolie: Marriage Tips
Russell Crowe: New Spokesperson for Sprint PCS
Bill Clinton: Guest Role in Desperate Housewives
Paris Hilton: Discussing Space Camp with Cadeaux
Dick Cheney: Teaching an Aerobics Class
Orson Welles: The Day After The Broadcast Of 'The War Of The Worlds'
Winston Churchill: Printing His Own Bumper Stickers
50 Cent: Teaching Anger Management Classes
Richard Nixon: Instant Messaging and E-mailing
George A. Romero (of 'Dawn of the Dead' fame) Filming a Cosmetic Ad
The Marquis Donatien Alphonse François de'Sade Buying Tools From Home Depot
President George W. Bush: Teaching Grammar School English
Any Charles Dickens Character at an 'All You Can Eat' Buffet
Henry VIII: Valentine's Day Shopping
Things Not To Say and/or Do at a Freak Show
Things Not To Say and/or Do On Valentine's Day
Things Not To Say and/or Do On a 'Guy's-Night-Out'
Things Not To Say and/or Do at a Political Convention
Things Not To Say and/or Do at the Opera
Things Not To Say and/or Do at the Olympic Trials
Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Swanky Country Club
Things Not To Say and/or Do At Your Girlfriend's Parent's House
Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Big Father's Day Get-Together
Things Not To Say and/or Do While on a Jury
Things Not To Say and/or Do At An Orgy
Things Not To Say and/or Do At A Graduation Ceremony
You might be fighting a losing battle with your teenager if...
You might be wasting your time with someone if...
You know life is passing you by if...
You might be under-qualified for a fast-food restaurant job if...
You might be overrating yourself as a lover if...
You might be embellishing your resume too much if...
You know you are going thru your second childhood when...
You might not have long to live if...
You might be addicted to sports if...
You may be destined for relative obscurity if...
You know your kid's birthday party is going to bomb when...
You might be from a small town if...
You know Dick Clark is showing his age when...
You know you're getting a cheap Christmas gift when...
You might be an overexposed celebrity if...
You know you are going to get dumped when...
You might be a hypochondriac if...
