(updated 16 Jun 05)

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Russell Crowe: New Spokesperson for Sprint PCS

Otherwise known as: Can you fear me now?! (Electronicwaffle@yahoo.com)

Hear the pin drop? Now listen to the phone drop! (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

RC: "Hey...go long!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com) I didn't think you could do that on American commercials yet.

"With Sprint PCS, no matter where you are, it's only a phone's throw away." (imwednesdayaddams@gmail.com)

Now you can pick the phone up off the floor and call 911 anywhere in our nationwide network. (old.curmudgeon@hmoforum.com)

For that one call you're allowed from the jail house...make it on a Sprint! (maxcel200@aol.com)

This is good publicity for his new "Gladiator" sequel...it's called "Gladhethrewit". (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Sprint....because you'll never know when Al Qaeda will kidnap you and hold you for ransom... (Pmacca01@yahoo.co.uk) Especially if the ransom's higher than the cost of a movie ticket...

Our latest (safety) model: the Boomer Rang: Throw it at someone and it will just come back to you. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Sprint PCS gives great connection speed... especially when I throw it right-handed." (stan@squidworks.com)

A thousand words are worth a picture?

With my new Sprint PCS phone, not only can I use it to bitchslap the paparazzi, I can photograph it and send a copy to my probation officer. (muskratlord@cox.net)