(updated 16 Mar 05)
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The Marquis Donatien Alphonse François de'Sade Buying Tools From Home Depot
Well, I can always use a new "garden hoe" if you know what I mean. (email@example.com)
Only a masochist would pay these prices!! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I like my sandpaper coarse, like my women. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) I bet he takes his women like his coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
Wandering by the huge pile of 2 x 4's, the Marquis shrieked in delight, "Wow! What a mass o' kiss sticks!" (JOSQUARD@aol.com) You guys took lessons from him didn't ya? Every *cough longer than a* week you subject me to a new trial-by-pun.
Heard over the intercom: "Clean up on aisles 4,5, 6, and 11, and would someone please tell the man with the feather to stay clear of the paint shaker." (email@example.com) I can't picture it and I don't wanna.
"No, I'm not remodeling my bedroom, just fully equipping it." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)
Je déteste essayer de signer ces condamner les machines de carte de crédit électroniques (Translation: I hate trying to sign these damn electronic credit card machines.) (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Sales clerk to de'Sade: "Sorry we can't sell you any garden tools...we learned you abused a bunch of hoes." (email@example.com)
I'd like to see something in a variable speed, 3/4 inch drill, and do you have any instruction material that would demonstrate the best way to pound it into someones ass? (Truckerex@insightbb.com) Well, SOMEBODY had to lower the tone. :P
"Magda, darling, this paint clerk has no sense of color. See that some pain comes to him." (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) He's just sore they don't have any cans labelled "Depucilated slave-girl red".
Haha, sore. Pun.
"No! No! Show me MORE of your wood! I'm still not satisfied!" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com)