(updated 18 Apr 05)

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50 Cent:  Teaching Anger Management Classes

Today's subject: Ways to say moth**f*c*** in a non-confrontational manner. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Next week: "Bitch" without sexist undertones.

"Start off slow, only pump somebody with 8 bullets instead of 9." (ryanjpearson@gmail.com)

"Okay class, repeat afta' me: Before ya' pop one in da cops, remember they got more guns." (noveed@yahoo.com)

"Sometimes it becomes necessary to relieve the anger quickly rather than passively. For those occasions remember to never use your own gun and ALWAYS have a homeboy around to validate your alibi." (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Keep it cool unless you want a Biggie of a problem." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

Out: "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' ass!" In: "I say, I intend to insert a lead pellet into your rectum." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)


"Okay...now before youse do sumptin youse needs to count to 10 - uh, no make that 50 - yeah, I likes the sound of that - 50." (WallisWorld@earthlink.net)