(updated 21 May 05)
Well, we've had a little bit of a change here...I am sad to say that Slyph won't be heading this contest anymore...he had a lot of personal things to attend to...so he had to step down. I am happy, however, to announce the return of our former NYCM judge, Jankath....who graciously accepted to take the helm here at the "Rotating Contest" slot...and at the old "salary", too! ;)
Hosted by Jankath
Orson Welles: The Day After The Broadcast Of "The War Of The Worlds"
(Topic suggested by NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)
PSYCH! (Chick65@aol.com) More like, "Psychos!"
Millions of Americans express bitter disappointment upon learning New Jersey wasn't really destroyed. (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) ....Never insult the host's hometown....never insult the host's hometown.....you people never learn!
For all of you that suffered coronaries from the broadcast...good news! A team of benevolent medically advanced Martian doctors is headed our way. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"The preceeding was a test of the Emergency Scaremongering System. Had it been a real alien invasion, you'd all be dead by now." (HerzogVon@aol.com)
My God! Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute, but I didn't think that many of them owned radios. (email@example.com)
Fruit of the Loom stock soars as people rush to replace ruined skivvies. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Something tells me that three-legged races will never be the same again at New Jersey picnic games...." (email@example.com)
"Orson, we've lost Mars Bars as a sponsor." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
I hope one day a guy named Speilberg turns this into a piece of crap. (email@example.com)
The way everybody reacted, you'd think there's no intelligent life down here either. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
For all of you who entered something about "that" commercial, I honor the late Johnny Carson, who said: "I will sell no wine before its time...........IT'S TIME!!!!!"
Orson: "Screw Earth AND Mars! Arbitron says WE won!" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)