Geez, couldn't we pick an author with more recognizeable characters? Feel like I've been scrooged over on this entry. (email@example.com)
Tiny Tim got slapped after saying grace, 'cause nobody could stand to hear "God bless us every one" AGAIN (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
"Bill Sykes, quit playing the the knives and sit down!" (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) Aaah Sykes. his dog got all it could eat of his brains.
Fagin sending little children to filch food. Pointless at an all-you-can-eat buffet, but that's just the way he is. (ListenBucko@yahoo.com) They were going to eat at home, but he kept burning his hands trying to pick the hot pockets.
Prince Turveydrop ate so much at the all you can eat buffet that he barely made it back to the castle before he got the turdy drops. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
Look, Sydney, it's not exactly a far far better thing you do than you have ever done before. You're just giving your Tater Tots to the lady at the next table. (email@example.com)
"Look, Scrooge, I promise you it's just one flat fee. I doesn't matter how often you go back for seconds." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
RUNNER UP for picking a character who wasn't in a musical or a muppet movie:
David Copperfield: "I just walked 100km from Devonshire...I'd BETTER be able to get all I can eat!!" (email@example.com)
Scrooge: "You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are! Now get out of my way, I've got eating to do!" (HerzogVon@aol.com)