(updated 28 May 05)


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Dick Cheney: Teaching an Aerobics Class
(Topic suggested by LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

Otherwise known as "Pick up the pacemaker!" (stan@squidworks.com)

Good Morning, Subjects...well, here we are at an un-disclosed gym... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

Paramedic: "Don't start yet. My partner isn't here." (moxham4@hotmail.com)

My daughter will be leading the afternoon class...so, lesbian time! (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

President Bush loves aerobics. You don't have to count above six. (tphyll@aol.com)

"Ok people, time to get out your $3500 Haliburton headbands and sweat like Kerry at a war rally". (amfpsych@aol.com)

Our next exercise: Jumping to conclusions based on misleading CIA information. (dorr@jam.rr.com)

Okay now, all together, grab your ankles...stretch...stretch...now stick your head in your ass." (lacee7700@aol.com)

"Now we'll do step aerobics: Step into the SUV, step out of the SUV, step into the SUV..." (Cantw82paint@Aol.com)

"Come on people, let's turn those glutes into weapons of ass destruction!!!" (imwednesdayaddams@yahoo.com; razcactus@netzero.com)

All those in the Haliburton class, over to the right and kick back... (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

You guys only have to run one block...while I have to run the whole country. (maxcel200@aol.com)

And a one...two...........CLEAR! (ParisLuvsMe@aol.com)

Arnold Schwartzeneger on Dick Cheney teaching aerobics: "Hey, hoisting Big Macs and heart pills all day does not count as aerobics, Girly-man. Now, benchpress Airforce One and we can talk." (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

He could tell you the truth, but then he'd hafta kill ya:

Winner:

I think aerobics is important. After all, George W. Bush is only a heartbeat away from the presidency. (tphyll@aol.com)