(updated 4 Jun 07)
Drek provided by Cad and Bucko
Yo Mama sucks at Scrabble so bad...
...she would have to stutter to make a Triple Word Score. (email@example.com)
...she loses to someone with dyslexia! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...she lost to Dan Quayle. (email@example.com; firstname.lastname@example.org & others)
...she took ex-lax to move her vowels. (email@example.com) As evidenced by:
...I could eat the tiles and poop out better words than her! (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...that she tried playing OMGROFL on a Double Word Score. (email@example.com)
...she thinks it's a breakfast meat. (GerriHan65@aol.com; NITRAMXXX@aol.com) Let me guess, you're from Pennsylvania, Jersey or Delaware?
If Cad put down as many words as she talks, you'd need a board the size of a blimp hangar.
...she used the blank as an apostrophe in her name, L'Trel. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...that the only points she gets is by putting an 's' at the end of other people's words. (SPTirish@aol.com)
... she's not allowed to play the official game -- you make her use Alpha-Bits instead. (email@example.com; GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) This made her so mad, she became a cereal killer.
...she can't even spell words from rap lyrics. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...she'll offer you cash to buy a vowel from you. (email@example.com) And you refuse to play against her? Seems to me someone's missing a few tiles of their own.
...she places a letter tile in the opponent's corner and says, "King Me!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)
....she spelled seven using an upside down L. (firstname.lastname@example.org) You should see her try to spell "69".
...she keeps asking how many letters it would take to build a house on Park Place. (email@example.com)
...George W Bush could beat her. (Airfarcewon@aol.com; GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com) Stupid is as stupid does. Isn't it time we stopped this joke? Oh, yeah...and these quips about him, too.
...she tries to put three letters in the same space that says "Triple Letter Score". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...she wrote "vituperativeness" and missed all of the Double Word Scores. (email@example.com) Gratuitous as hell, but why not?
...that even witches hide their spells from her. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
...when she correctly spells "Go" she expects 200 dollars! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com; Airfarcewon@aol.com)
...she'll waste a Triple Word Score with "it" when she had the letters for "quizzes". (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com) Silly, Daphne - without those blanks I'd like to see her try. Yes, the sad part was I knew straight away there is only one Z in a regular Scrabble game. Sigh.
...that most of her entries are noun-sequitir. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)
I'm sorry, it's the lack of booze talking....
.....that she thinks a Triple Letter Score means getting laid at the post office. (email@example.com)
...she screams out "Bingo" any time somebody puts a letter on the board that's in her tray. (firstname.lastname@example.org)
The bitch can only win by a knock-out...
...it causes me to have spelling faints :) (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)
"Sorry, Mom...it has an odd amount of numbers per tile total." Ironically, this is the only way you can get even with her...
...you can get her to take back most of her words by pointing out that the numbers on them don't add up right. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)