"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." (Phaartking@yahoo.com) Well that explains my "I love HMS Starling" bumper sticker.
Bumper stickers will be kind to me, for I intend to write them. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)
"Vote for Winston: I'm smokin'" (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Save Cuban Cigars!!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)
"Finest One Hour Parking" (HerzogVon@aol.com) On the beaches?
Made the mistake of using his own ass as a width guide, so the stickers are way too wide for any bumper. (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)
"I May Be Drunk, Madame." (email@example.com) *But still within the legal limit of one unit*
Texts include: "Fat is cool" "Stalin's mother wears combat boots" "Yes, Lady Astor, but I shall be sober in the morning." "The 'V' sign stands for 'winning'". (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. VISA Accepted." (email@example.com)
"Hybrid vehicle: Powered by blood, toil, tears, and sweat." (firstname.lastname@example.org) Eww. i'd hate to be behind that with the windows down.
"Democracy Sucks The Least" (email@example.com)
If you like the way I'm invading...call 800-956-3427." (firstname.lastname@example.org)
"If you're not a liberal when you're 25, you have no heart. If you're not a conservative by the time you're 35, you have no money." (email@example.com) And if you say you were conservative in your teenage years, you may as well stamp "trust fund baby" on your arse and walk backwards with your trousers down.
"We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. I Love NY." (firstname.lastname@example.org)