(updated 7 Apr 05)

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Richard Nixon: Instant Messaging and E-mailing
(Topic suggested by AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Listen I've gotta sign off. Pat's smashing the good china again."

I aM nOt A cRoOk!!!! lololol!!!11! (Pmacca01@yahoo.co.uk)

Acme Cosmetic Company.com: I am in in receipt of the vanishing cream you sent me to make me look real good on TV. However I accidently spilled some on an 18 minute segment of my recorded tapes. Do you think there will be any repercussions? RMN (maxcel200@aol.com)

Message to Ron Ziegler: "So I'm dull, unethical and look like Mad Man Muntz...SONNY AND CHER LIKE ME!!" (cmndrnineveh@aol.com)

BigDick: So, sweetheart, how old are you?
Hankering4it: 18. Barely!
BigDick: Hehe, what are you wearing?
Hankering4it: Just my undies!
BigDick: Yesss... so, what kinds of things do you like to... DO?
Hankering4it: Bomb Cambodia!
THAT!! (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

DpThrt, nn 2 talk 2 u. Shred all. -TrkyDik (razcactus@netzero.com)

"AOL? I quit! You're not gonna have Dick Nixon to click around, anymore!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

This just in HMO fans don't realize Richard Nixon has been dead since April 22, 1994 and wasn't in office during the time Al Gore invented the internet. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)

nIxonvIxen72: OMG!!!!! i think the vietcong blocked me. :'( (noveed@yahoo.com)

The winner:

To: J. Edgar Hoover I don't care what you think about how my wife wore her dress last night, if you think it was worn backwards go wear it yourself. (DOrr@jam.rr.com)