(11 Dec 06)

The winner: ParisIuvsMe@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 33%
ParisIuvsMe: 67%

The Runners-Up:

"We're horses, for crying-out-loud. How could our campaign fall behind in the Gallop poll?" (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"Fun is fun and all, but calling someone lame is in poor taste!" (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

"Remember, we here at the Manure Factory are happy when 'shit happens'!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"As this chart plainly shows, there was way to much horsing around this last quarter." (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

"Sorry I'm late everyone. I ran into Craig from accounting. That guy is a real jackass." (Mistahtom@aol.com)

"The war, high gas prices, auto pollution...it all adds up to us making a comeback!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Look, I'm sorry, but for our profits to go up in the glue factory here...someone's gotta go!" (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Ed called ...he's gonna be a little late. He threw a shoe on the freeway!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Our company is saddled with too much debt." (tphyll@aol.com)

Listen fellas, we all have families to feed, but the fact that we can talk should make for some sort of career security blanket, right? (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Though following the trend of adapting literary classics, Orwell's 'Animal Fiduciary Trust' took it a bit too far. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)

"So our brand of synthetic glue is not 'holding its own', as you know this puts us all at risk!" (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

"A jackass? Of course I'm a jack ass, what's that got to do with our falling stocks?" (ldanby33@sympatico.ca)

"Cheer up! Sales will pick up. We can't have long faces forever, can we?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"I'm sick and tired of the CEO riding us all the time." (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"Sales are stalled, and our company is unstable." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"So the plans for our hostile takeover are unanimous then: Blackie, you show up in a different color; Buttercup and Sunshine, you change positions in the middle of the stream; and Herbie, the Wonder Horse? You unwrap yourself and make people look you in the mouth." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Listen, all of our 'asses' are on the line here if profits don't go back up!" (holtbolt@comcast.net)

"Excuse me, please. I've got to go to the bathroom again. It looks like I've got the trots." (tphyll@aol.com)

"This morning I woke up with a human's head in my bed!" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"The boss seems to think we're a bunch of jackasses." (jnmcda0@yahoo.com)