(12 Feb 06)

The winner: tpanner@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


tpanner

Voting Results:
Stu: 47%
tpanner: 53%

The Runners-Up:

B. "Before I fire you today for letting people walk all over you...take this list and get lunch for me?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Guy on left: "Dad why do you say I am stupid and lazy?" Guy seated: "Son, for example your pants are on backwards again!" (edprocoat@msn.com)

Man standing: "Sir, I just don't have the nerves to TEACH Drivers Ed." Man Sitting down: "Looks like SOMEONE hasn't had enough to drink today." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"I don't like the way 'stealing money from the company' sounds, I prefer 'redirecting funds'." (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

Man sitting: "Glad to have you with us, Bob. Our motto is: There's Always a Place For The C Students." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

Guy on left: "You're saying that I can save the company some money?" Guy on right: "That's right. In fact, I have a way for you to save us $3,000 a month." (toohip4rm@aol.com)

Man sitting: "Welcome aboard, Jenkins. And I must say that I have never hired a more qualified scapegoat. Congratulations!" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

(balloon) "Congratulations, Now when you invariably fail and run one of my companies into the ground I can completely write it off against the profits from this show." (Caption) In season 14 of The Apprentice, "the Donald" loses his hair and his ability to lie. (DLivermore2002@yahoo.com)

"Retirement benefits? You betcha! The day you turn 65, we hand you a scratch-off lottery ticket and a paper clip!" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

Seated man: "I need you to be my eyes out there, Logan." (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Boss: "I'd be happy to give you a 10 percent raise if you'd be willing to take a 10 percent cut in pay." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"I'd feel a better sense of trust as your lawyer if you didn't keep your hand over your wallet every time we meet." (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Hah! My paper beat your rock!" (paracletus3@earthlink.net)

Both men: "We're both talking at the same time... jinx, buy me a Coke!" (kayladykay@aol.com)