(13 Apr 06)

The winner: archerjoe@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 73%
archerjoe: 27%

The Runners-Up:

"Welcome to California. If you're packing heat or possessing drugs, don't sweat it. But if you've got cigarettes on you, you're lookin' at some heavy jail time." (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Just kidding, guys. We don't randomly frisk WHITE guys on the street!" (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"...and if your court appointed attorney doesn't SCREW you enough, you have the right to drop your soap in the shower." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Relax, guys. I just wanted to ask for your autographs and see if you'd sing "Mrs. Robinson" for me one time." (cdmauger@aol.com)

"You guys are just like your sister. You fall for anyone in a uniform." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

A. (empty balloon) B. (empty balloon) Cop: "Ok, I see you already know you have the right to remain silent." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Either of you boys seen 'Pulp Fiction'?" (mikepena@verizon.net)

"Very flattering guys, but I'm OFF duty." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Officer: "I said to face the wall, punk! Guy without cap: I'm trying officer, my nose ring is stuck in my sweater." (randy@randypeterman.com)

"Next, I'm gonna get real frisky on ya!" (wedrixe@netscape.net)

Cop: "It's good to see we've come to an understanding. You assume the position. I assume you're guilty." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Now do the M, the C, and the A, and you're free to go." (ahines3103@aol.com)