(13 Mar 09)

The winner: kirstenlmsw@gmail.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.


Voting Results:

Stu: 31%
kirstenlmsw: 69%

The Runners-Up:

"So, for my third wish, I told the genie I wanted to be a real chick magnet." (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"I escaped from the box but the other 11 are still there!" (mashallaha@aol.com)

Little Molly's reaction after watching "The Eggorcist" - a scary film about deviled eggs. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

Sign on building says KFC and chicken in doorway is saying "Come on in gang. They promise we'll be served in about fifteen minutes." (maxcel200@aol.com)

The sky wasn't really falling. Alas, Peeper had gotten into the cleaning fluid again. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Ask her! My mom's a cheep date!" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

"Here ya go... fresh out of the incubator!" (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

"Son, I have no idea why your sister crossed the road, but don't wait up for her to come back." (skibip@aol.com)

"Mama! Billy just told me to go cluck myself!" (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"Get back inside mum, it's the Jehovah's Roosters!" (matt@boozemonkey.com)

"Caught him stealing feed again, Helen. I told you he came from a bad egg!" (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

"This is not what I meant when I asked to get laid at 'The chicken ranch'." (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Son, I say, son... have you taken your ADD medicine today?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"So are you two with me on this egg laying strike, or are you chicken?" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

After reading "The Boy Who Cried Wolf", Chicken Little got a little confused, and then the sky fell and crushed everybody. (tpanner@hotmail.com)