(14 Oct 06)

The winner: tpanner@hotmail.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 60%
tpanner: 40%

The Runners-Up:

"You HAVE to let me in, it's part of the 'No Child Left Behind' law!" (stigg@cs.com)

Sperm: "Ok, let me break the ice with: a zygote, a chromosome and a haploid cell walk into a bar...." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"DAMN....I thought he was in the shower again!" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Bonjour cheri! Do you have any French in you?" (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

The guy lied when he swore he'd wear a "restraining order." (GrigsbyOK@hotmail.com)

"See ya later, ovulator!" (cdmauger@aol.com)

"Surprise! Bet you didn't know she had an anal fistula?" (jackieandjoe@verizon.net)

"So, do you have 2 million sisters for my friends?" (cdmauger@aol.com)

Sperm: "Does 'OH GOD YES!' mean that we came from a religious background?" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Actually I may not be the fastest swimmer. I'm the only one who refused to stop and ask for directions." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"Ahhhh! Nothing better than eggs in the morning!" (moonbunch01@aol.com)

Sperm: Our motto...rain, sleet or snow: the male must go though! (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Can I stay with you ova night?" (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com; cdmauger@aol.com)

Sperm: "Boy! Would I like to get into YOUR genes!" (maxcel200@aol.com; wedrixe@netscape.net)

"Of course, I WILL call you in the morning, Baby! What's your 'cell'number?" (AuntShecky711@aol.com)

"Seems the Sperm Bank has a strange policy for EARLY WITHDRAWAL... So.. Here I am!" (gregzeer@yahoo.com)

"I could really get into you!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Sperm: "I hope you don't mind that I brought a few million of my friends over too." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Well, what if I was the last one in the whole vas deferens, would you hook up with me then?" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Egg: "You had me at 'I'm the first to arrive.'" (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Hey, how 'bout a piece a tail?" (guitartexn@aol.com)

"Looks like we'll be stuck here for a while!" (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Sperm speech bubble: "Don't worry baby, I can make you a man!" (bhsmrtgrrl@yahoo.com)

Sperm: "Well I ain't Lance Bass. I'll tell ya that much, baby." (tpanner@hotmail.com)