(15 Jun 07)

The winner: lhill@bryant.edu, who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry.



Voting Results:

Stu: 55%
lhill: 45%

The Runners-Up:

This virus should keep the kids away from the porn sites. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Disclaimer: Not responsible for damage to keyboard or mouse by bodily fluids. (ReineDeDouleur@yahoo.com)

Vi-"R"-Us.com (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Kid, don't be a dope! Make sure your parents are REALLY out of the house before entering this website. (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

That damn cat! I should have bought Pawsense! (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

The sex objects on this site may be smaller than they appear. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Sure, I agree! It's not as though they know my name or how to find me! (WJKbase@aol.com)

Warning: You are about to see a shirtless, David Hasselhoff on the ground in a drunken stupor, gnawing at a hamburger and hurling obscenities at his daughter...and you thought his talking to a car was weird! (maxcel200@aol.com)

www.becarefulandreadoryouwillprobablyaccidentallysellyoursoultothedevil.org (naskarkid9@aol.com)

By clicking "I Agree," the user hereby surrenders the rights to his or her first child. Go ahead! You didn't really want that brat anyway! (joseph-blevins@sbcglobal.net)

Disclaimer: Humor Me Online is not responsible if you're not funny. (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

It's amazing what some people will do to get movies on demand. (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"A virus?? I thought I was downloading the new heavy metal music video." (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Disclaimer: Use of this site may lead to heartburn, diarrhea or upset stomach. It is not to be used by women who are nursing, pregnant or expecting to be pregnant. (tphyll@aol.com)

Disclaimer: Abandon hope, all ye who enter here! (dakotadave57104@yahoo.com)