(16 Apr 08)

The winner: maxcel200@aol.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.



Voting Results:
Stu: 73%
maxcel200: 27%

The Runners-Up:

"Relax, Joe. Lawyers don't have hearts." (draugr@gmail.com)

"I think we should've asked for night court!" (maxcel200@aol.com; humorbear@aol.com)

Right hand judge: "Look, we're lawyers, it was perfectly natural coming back from the dead to continually suck our clients blood?" (humorbear@aol.com)

"And YOU thought it was a dumb idea when I opened 'Vlad's Rubber Stake Emporium'! NOW who's laughing?" (loonalupe@rogers.com)

"That's the last time I go to a police stake-out." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com; brat.cat@verizon.net)

"Sure, we're vampires with wooden stakes in our hearts, but it could be worse, at least we're not Eliot Spitzer." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"I would have sworn I was looking in a mirror, but I can't be....you're a vampire!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"I see you've tried the new stake-house, too." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"Is that your gavel or are you just happy to see me?" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"I know, that Helsing fellow always seemed so nice!" (JTulli@Juno.com)

"So you're into high-stakes gambling too?" (stan@squidworks.com)

"Turn on the TV. President Vlad is going to give his stake of the union speech!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"When will those foolish mortals learn. A rolled up newspaper just won't do the job." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Actually, Dracula, I think it looks quite slimming on you." (ryanmauger@sbcglobal.net)

"ALL UNITS. Be on the lookout for 2 unicorns. Wanted for stabbing Scalia & Alito." (jdcoops3@aol.com)