(18 Mar 08)

The winners: Stu thought it would be fun if we pitted his pick against my pick (respectively) this time around...so this time we have two two recipients of cartoon renderings. So, without further ado I present kirstenlmsw@gmail.com and gerg17@comcast.net who will both receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entries. And because we were set to post these on St. Patrick's Day...as per my notification the other day at the forum (oh go and read and post there will ya) everyone picked here gets double Rat's Asses.


Voting Results:
kirstenlmsw: 76%
gerg17: 34%

The Runners-Up:

"The horse? He tastes like you. (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)

"Yeah, Charlotte wrote 'NEED A MATE' in her web, but I think she just had the munchies." (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Four if by land - two if by 'soup'." (Onefriendsreply2@aol.com)

"You, me and the cow are goners! I heard it from the horse's mouth!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"What's the matter Roger? You're not openin' that beak now telling everyone around the farm what a fat sow I am, are ya! You gonna fight me here and now or are ya 'Chicken!'" (randy.renner@gmail.com)

"I don't know....why did you cross the road this time?" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"We don't take kindly to bi-peds round these parts." (lovepeaceguy68@aol.com)

"They always eat chicken, beef or pork for dinner so tonight, WE eat the horse!" (ankle_jay@comcast.net)

"Since your cousin, the turkey was pardoned by the President, I was hoping you could get him to put in a good word for me." (saxonraerae7@aol.com)

"Look, Chicken Little, fool us 387 times, shame on you. Fool us 693 times, shame on us." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Really? Well, then pardon us for mistaking your identity. We thought you were a Congressman." (sadsack59@hotmail.com)

"Hey, loser...beef for supper in the farmhouse tonight? Hey, twit...porkchops for dinner? Hey, bonehead...fried chicken later? Hey, dirtbag...school-grade mystery meat being served tonight?" (gerg17@comcast.net)

"Who are you calling 'Babe'?" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"The sky's not falling, you idiot! Farmer Jones is too lazy to fix the roof of the hen house, so he just threw a blue blanket over it." (sadsack59@hotmail.com)

"This is McDonald's farm. Over 50 billion have been served and you could be next." (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Everybody look busy! That glum couple with the pitchfork is coming this way." (gerg17@comcast.net)

"I heard the 'e-i-e-i-o' alarm, so which one of you called this meeting?" (guitartexn@aol.com)

"My client the horse is filing for a mad cow restraining order." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

Pig: "Sorry, but when we cruise for chicks we always ask for I.D." (Humorbear@aol.com)

"Look we know its your job, but if you wake us up one more morning at sunrise we're gonna kick your ass." (edprocoat@msn.com)

"Look there are only four of us left on this God-forsaken reality show and I becoming to think the others voted off the farm left without any parting gifts." (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

"One of these things is not like the other..." (e-merlin001@hotmail.com)