(1 Aug 08)

The winner: GerriHan65@aol.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.


Voting Results:

Stu: 25%
GerriHan65: 75%

The Runners-Up:

"Is this the start of a bad joke?" (LHill@VHB.com)

"Hi, Energizer Bunny and Budweiser Frog. I'm Mr. Slowsky. The wife and I hear this is where all the old mascots go to die." (moonbunch01@aol.com)

"'Golf ball-sized hailstorm' possible during our race? Nah, I'm not worried...let's do this." (gerg17@comcast.net)

"On your mark...get set...slow!" (ponytayl@cox.net)

"Does this shell make my butt look big?" (stan@squidworks.com)

"Telling me to 'hop to it' isn't funny." (DaphnetheRed@yahoo.com)

"You would not believe how much I 'shelled' out for this mobile home." (mashallaha@aol.com)

"Have you two been in the coffee today? You look jumpy!" (retrometro@rogers.com)

"Hip-Hop just doesn't do it for me. Now Perry Como, he's da' man!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

"OK, who buried my kid in the dirt ?" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

Turtle: "Gee fellas, I would enter the dance contest; but, my hips don't hop like yours.” (jason4510336@hotmail.com)

"I assure you this park's 'No Hopping Allowed' rule is in no way intended to be discriminatory. Everyone is welcome here." (kteague@fuse.net)

"That was an allergy shot, definitely not steroids." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)