(1 Feb 07)

The winner: monacof@bellsouth.net...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


monacof

Voting Results:
Stu: 54%
monacof: 46%


The Runners-Up:

Man: "Sorry about the cherubs, I gave them some food last night and now they won't quit following me." (changetion@gmail.com)

"I'm not the man for you, Claire. I keep seeing things....angels, ducks..." (skibip@aol.com)

CSI Lover's Lane later found two dead bodies with arrows sticking in them and what was believed to be a bogus suicide note. (maxcel200@aol.com)

George decided to bring armed undercover security when presenting Susan with the pre-nup.....just in case things got messy. (sheafitz1@netscape.com)

Caption: Due to Cupid's poor aim Fred suddenly found love was for the birds! (maxcel200@aol.com)

Have you seen that commercial where they ask "Where will YOU be when your laxative kicks in"? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Bird to the extreme right: "Isn't he supposed to do some mating ritual dance right now?" (humorbear@aol.com)

"I've been hit by Cupid's arrow....and a law suit!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

"Well, yes, I suppose it IS odd that this bench is standing on only two legs, but can we stick to the subject. I'm trying to propose here." (skibip@aol.com)

Woman: "Honey, I know your protestations of love come with a disclaimer...you're a lawyer!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bird on extreme left: "Watch it guys-- we're bush league when it comes to angel droppings." (humorbear@aol.com)

"The hell with the couple. Shoot that damn Aflac Duck!!" (jdcoops3@aol.com)

"I'm sorry....this is obviously not the kind of park bench that brothers and sisters should be sitting on." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Cherub: "Uh...would you two mind signing this consent form? The arrows are designed for the heart only, and we are, on occasion, a little off target. (tpanner@hotmail.com)

As Cupid aims to silence the taunting pigeon, his preceptor frantically resorts to the "Fowl Language" manual. (rulaffin@gmail.com)

Baby angel: "Crap, we're actually supposed to be one block over. Oh, well -- so, now the girl's in love with the Jehovah's Witness..." (stan@squidworks.com)

"Something about this place makes me want to get on one knee and ask you to make my life miserable for the rest of my life." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Their story was like so many others...thanks to Cupid's intervention, they fell in love, bought a house in the 'burbs and loved each other very much. A month later, they were both dead of the Avian Flu. (Kamasushi@gmail.com)