(1 Jan 09)

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The winner: tpanner@hotmail.com is the recipient of a signed cartoon rendering this time around.



The Runners-Up:

"It's hard for me to concentrate after I got plastered last night." (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Who could Eve have left me for?" (strollo5@embarqmail.com)

Viagra Testimony #37: After Bob's date left...he was stuck between a rock and a hard place. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

...and this is you AFTER divorce....any questions? (dennisilvr@aol.com)

Sure, it wasn't the Blarney Stone he was sitting on, but Bob was still hoping someone would come along and kiss it. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

"I think I forgot the toilet paper again!" (Davidgotribe@aol.com)

Caption: Someone gave him a penny for his thoughts...and ten bucks for his clothes. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Bob sat, contemplating if they ever made him into a lamp - where the cord might actually run... (CaptainCrazee@gmail.com)

"I think this is going to take more than Preparation H!" (monacof@bellsouth.net)

Arthur Rodin, naked and penniless, thinks about what happened to his 401K. (skibip@aol.com)

"Should I consider the mechanics of black holes or the advantages of giving tax money to banks continuing to charge double-digit credit card interest?" (seeker@vcoms.net)

Caption:. The recently discovered deep thoughts of Rodin's "The Thinker". (maxcel200@aol.com)

After sitting naked on a cold rock for 3 days the only thought I have is how much hemorrhoids hurt sitting on a cold rock. (Rampage1984@msn.com)

Shit...or get off the rock. (ParisIuvsMe@aol.com)

“It’s perfect”, I said...”leave it just like that”, I said... But noooo. He had to take one more hit. Well, on the bright side, at least he didn't pose me like that David guy. (astae@paonline.com)

"Why are my testicles hanging on that balance beam behind me?" (Mashallaha@aol.com)


"I'm comfortable with my sexuality, so I figured it was okay to get the perm." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"Don't you hate it when you wake up and can't remember where you last saw your clothes?" (YeIIowRoseOTX@aol.com)

"That last fart sure shook that scale!" (NITRAMXXX@AOL.COM)

"Did I really enjoy the prostate exam, or just glad it was over?" (dennisilvr@aol.com)