(21 Nov 06)

The winner: lexkase@san.rr.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Voting Results:
Stu: 70%
lexcase: 30%

The Runners-Up:

This is gonna be a great cruise. Check out the buffet! (smartblonde58@yahoo.com)

Not to worry my elephant like friend, those two mice won't be bothering anyone tonight... (j_perreaux@hotmail.com)

Suddenly, Noah realized in horror he'd forgotten his X-box. (ldolphin34@hotmail.com)

"I've got to see my Optometrist, I keep seeing double!" (Airfarcewon@aol.com)

"That's just great!!!I Give you a free ride to this beautiful land and no one wants to help clean out the ark. I hope you all get eaten or put in zoos!!!" (steve_medel@oxy.com)

Rhinoceros: Well, at least my mother-in-law won't be coming. (tphyll@aol.com)

(balloon over snake's head) "Now Bill, you watch your drinking, nobody wants to see you try to constrict a goat on this cruise." (ldanby33@sympatico.ca)

You watch our backs, and we won't mention that "rhino horn/aphrodisiac" thing. (strontium901@juno.com)

Did you remember to turn off the stove????? (AhOLHOL@aol.com)

Most animals thought Noah suffered from delugeions of grandeur. (maxcel200@aol.com)

Noah (thought balloon): "Nice... Now where did I put that cookbook?" (stan@squidworks.com)

Rhino: "I hope he's okay with our domestic partnership." (stan@squidworks.com)

No, we're not here to study arkyology! (tphyll@aol.com)

Alright, everybody count off by two's. Oh wait. . . (JTulli@Juno.com)

You guys get in...everyone else gets a rain check. (maxcel200@aol.com)

"Couples only? I knew there was a catch!" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

Noah: Please, please, use the restrooms before boarding. (tphyll@aol.com; vinyllover45@yahoo.com)

I told him that two of each animal would lead to in-breeding, but would he listen? (phil82@blueyonder.co.uk)

This boat will have only two horsepower. (tphyll@aol.com)

Thanks to Stu, the Giraffe and the Elephant became extinct! For, as you can plainly see, Stu didn't draw the door big enough for them to get into the Ark! (DavidGoTribe@aol.com)

(balloon over Noah): " This is the Love Boat so what happens here stays here. I'm talking to you pigs, no squealing when you get home." (ldanby33@sympatico.ca)

"40 days and 40 nights of rain? What weatherman is he listening to?" (vinyllover45@yahoo.com)