(22 Jan 06)

The winner: dennisilvr@aol.com...who will receive a signed cartoon rendering of their entry:



Stu's


dennisilvr

Voting Results:
Stu: 65%
dennisilvr: 35%

The Runners-Up:

"Are you resisting arrest sir?!" (phil82@aol.com)

"I know it sounds preposterous, Mr. Jones...but your out of body experience just knocked over a liquor store!" (maxcel200@aol.com)

"An internal affairs investigation would cost the tax payers a lot on money, and besides, to say he died from lead poisoning wouldn't really be a lie." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"You have the right to remain silent...." (tphyll@aol.com; mitchwatts@yahoo.com)

"You've got to save him so we can beat a confession out of him." (lexkase@san.rr.com)

"As far as I know, Doc, cheating death isn't against the law." (archerjoe@hotmail.com)

"The law is the law - he's loitering!" (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"If we let people having heart attacks get away with illegal parking, then everyone will think they can get away with it." (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"...I told him doc...'don't eat my donut'... partner or not ...." (allen018@aol.com)

"Can't you cure him any faster? He's scheduled for execution next week." (strontium901@juno.com)

Doctor: "What are you doing here officer?" Cop: "Well doctor, just try to convince me that twenty-thousand dollars a day for a hospital room isn't a crime in progress and I'll leave." (tpanner@hotmail.com)

"He's faking being dead! That's a polygraph he's hooked to." (wedrixe@netscape.net)

"Fix him up good Doc...I am sure he is getting a life sentence." (Avalondales@aol.com)

"Then he said, 'look a pig'... I forgot we were at a petting zoo and just snapped." (edprocoat@msn.com)

"You're under cardiac arrest." (mitchwatts@yahoo.com; moonbunch01@aol.com)

"Are you absolutely SURE the tag was on the mattress before he was admitted?" (dennisilvr@aol.com)

"He's faking it. He's supposed to be on jury duty this week!" (LouMizzou@yahoo.com)

"Ever since you did that brain transplant, he claims not to remember anything about the crime!" (strontium901@juno.com)

"The old guy really put up a fight, but I subdued him with one blow. Seventy five isn't so tough." (NITRMXXX@aol.com)

"Ya gotta save him, Doc. The Village People can't perform without him." (skibip@aol.com)

"You can stop faking your coma now. Your three year sentence was up yesterday." (dennisilvr@aol.com)